Not feeling manly enough with your bare chest? Have no fear, the official chest wig is here to save the day. Pick it up at your local supermarket, right next to the "im going through puberty pills".
Ha ha, looks like a bunch of spiders having a meeting!!
Looks like a Giant Beaver on his chest..
Looks more like a patch of coochy carpet to me
Better than a stiff drink. It'll put hair on your chest! But wait! If you call right now you'll also get our
"Hair on your Ass" AND "Hair of the Dog" FREE!
Recycled pubes
Nope it's Recycled back hair
I wondered where it went!
the evil godless spawn of ron jeremy and carrot top.
makes a great rug too!
Official chest piece of Dykes On Bikes M/C
^thats funny^
If only I had that cool necklace to go with it.
That's not where I need more hair.
...for the amature porno star in all of you...
It looks like Shimery's cooch! HAHAHAHAA
Ha! Like the dudes in England need more hair!LOL!
Made in England, from recycled car tyres.
fake
You'll see a commercial for this in the next Austin Powers movie.
Aisle 5 , next to the dental hygene products .
Looks more like 70's bush .
Samuel L Jackson's toupee.
hey Kimbo Slice owns one of these.
Yeah Baby!
was gonna say that it looked like some marvel comics supervillan... but i saw it was made in england... so then i thought of austin powers
Godda be FAKE!
When you want to look like Austin Powers.
Wonder if it has that musty wet dog smell, or if ya need plenty o jerry curl, aunt jamimas bush?
so what kind of woman isnt gonna notice that shit?
Hey I wan two so I can wear one while the other one is at the cleaners.
nah, that's ass hair for plumbers
Great Idea, now i can take my missus to the stoning
hahah funny as hell
Only the English. Crazy basturds.
pubic toupee
Turn that shit into some sideburns and we are in business!!!
Dual use as a Merkin.
Ha ha, looks like a bunch of spiders having a meeting!!
Looks like a Giant Beaver on his chest..
Looks more like a patch of coochy carpet to me
Better than a stiff drink. It'll put hair on your chest! But wait! If you call right now you'll also get our
"Hair on your Ass" AND "Hair of the Dog" FREE!
Recycled pubes
Nope it's Recycled back hair
I wondered where it went!
the evil godless spawn of ron jeremy and carrot top.
makes a great rug too!
Official chest piece of Dykes On Bikes M/C
^thats funny^
If only I had that cool necklace to go with it.
That's not where I need more hair.
...for the amature porno star in all of you...
It looks like Shimery's cooch! HAHAHAHAA
Ha! Like the dudes in England need more hair!LOL!
Made in England, from recycled car tyres.
fake
You'll see a commercial for this in the next Austin Powers movie.
Aisle 5 , next to the dental hygene products .
Looks more like 70's bush .
Samuel L Jackson's toupee.
hey Kimbo Slice owns one of these.
Yeah Baby!
was gonna say that it looked like some marvel comics supervillan... but i saw it was made in england... so then i thought of austin powers
Godda be FAKE!
When you want to look like Austin Powers.
Wonder if it has that musty wet dog smell, or if ya need plenty o jerry curl, aunt jamimas bush?
so what kind of woman isnt gonna notice that shit?
Hey I wan two so I can wear one while the other one is at the cleaners.
nah, that's ass hair for plumbers
Great Idea, now i can take my missus to the stoning
hahah funny as hell
Only the English. Crazy basturds.
pubic toupee
Turn that shit into some sideburns and we are in business!!!
Dual use as a Merkin.