How You Like My New Furniture

No I didn't get it at Ikea. This is all hand made custom furniture baby. I know you are thinking the red really clashes with the lamp stand, but I think it's a nice fit. Plus every so often, you can fuck one of the pieces of furniture. That's one hell of a bonus.

40 Comments
  • eject_21 October 10, 2009

    Fuck me, you can get anything at rent-a-center.

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  • drunkard October 10, 2009

    I can't stay over tonight, I have to go home to feed the furniture.

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  • killkenny October 10, 2009

    Love the entertainment center in the corner!

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  • killkenny October 10, 2009

    And the lamp girl seems like a pretty bright babe!

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  • thoward October 10, 2009

    Yep! now I have to upgrade all my stuff just to try to keep up.

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  • format187 October 10, 2009

    I sold this shit at my yard sale last year... nice to see it's still in use.

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  • kingdingaling October 10, 2009

    Time to rearrange the furniture again

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  • ftwbiker October 10, 2009

    Hey I saw the same furniture at WalMart

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  • ryan187 October 10, 2009

    stupid shit

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  • madmuthafuka October 10, 2009

    NEW!!!!! FUN FURNITURE Try it today!!!

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  • boredshitless October 10, 2009

    who wants furniture that smells like ass when its new?

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  • getfucked October 10, 2009

    The one pretending to be a plant needs to trim her bush.

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  • getfucked October 10, 2009

    IKEA presents the new RUBASLAG range.

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  • willylickaball October 10, 2009

    Well Jay, The floor lamp looks great and the slitch is convenient to turn on aswell. That's a perfect way to keep a jabber jaw bartender quiet with a gag ball,I like that too. That red table just doesn't look right, so you should put it's ass in the corner and did you notice the seat of that chair smells like shit, was it a floor model?

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  • spanner October 10, 2009

    Bit strappy for my liking

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  • khaslave October 10, 2009

    All the furniture is rape-ably soft.

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  • goddess October 10, 2009

    do they rent to own?

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  • slipdry October 10, 2009

    i would only get those if they were all chicks and they had a hole where i can put my dick

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  • backwoodsgold October 10, 2009

    People leave some of the best furniture just standing out on the street corner.

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  • jerryjackoff October 10, 2009

    I have the urge to give that ass a big fukin kick!

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  • shineyfeathers October 10, 2009

    When the family went to Tom's to visit for the holidays, they never knew just what they were in for...

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  • ohwickedwendi October 10, 2009

    But can they fix me dinner and bring me my beer?

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  • bayrat October 10, 2009

    Put the booze closer to the chair and a T.V. on the table and I'm good . Oh yeah keep the rolling tray close.

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  • sugarsnap October 10, 2009

    The ass also makes for a great bottle opener.

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  • gurtman23 October 10, 2009

    That’s funny I don’t care who you are that’s funny right there.

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  • unibanger73 October 10, 2009

    dude....dont fuck my lamp, the last thing i need is another little end table runnin' around here.

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  • killkenny October 10, 2009

    ^AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!^

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  • kingbrock October 10, 2009

    Lmao unibang,,, clever

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  • acdcfan October 11, 2009

    This world is just plain full of 'tards.

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  • marsape October 11, 2009

    gurtman is having one of those days, they really suck when you realise this is a photo of your living room

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  • sleeko October 11, 2009

    OK, who farted?

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  • sam7 October 11, 2009

    The furniture movers live for days like this.

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  • mobliz October 11, 2009

    pimp my house

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  • ohwickedwendi October 11, 2009

    Nah...it's "Pimp My Furniture".

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  • thejayman October 11, 2009

    lmfao unibanger! def comment of the week

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  • thejayman October 11, 2009

    looks tight

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  • goddess October 12, 2009

    nah, it's my bitches are pimped

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  • kingratman2012 October 12, 2009

    hahahahaah

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  • backwoodsgold October 13, 2009

    Friend 1: Didn't you have a dog?

    Friend 2: Yeah, but I couldn't get him to stop humping the damn furniture.

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  • madamink December 1, 2009

    I hope the table doesn't fart.

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