Weapon Of Choice : The Machete

Murder is murder, I mean it always means that someone is dead. The thing that sets individual murders aside is the weapon of choice, used by the murderer. A gun is the most typical weapon of choice because well it gets the job done quickly. This hardcore ass person decided to say fuck a gun and instead used a machete. You have to be one sick and twisted fuck to sit there and hack another human being to death.

50 Comments
  • kingdingaling October 12, 2009

    That's what happens when you fight Edward Scissor Hands!

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  • format187 October 12, 2009

    Looks more like death by weed eater

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  • dirtysanchez69 October 12, 2009

    Damnnnnn Ocatvio really pissed somebody off real real bad.

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  • madmuthafuka October 12, 2009

    Be ridin' his chopper the wrong way.

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  • hgravity October 12, 2009

    Yikes! Looks like the perp was working on his widdling.

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  • killkenny October 12, 2009

    Wonder if he likes chopped nuts?

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  • dirtysanchez69 October 12, 2009

    If that was done here in the USA someone would have stolen his ring. You can see it in the third pic.

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  • goddess October 12, 2009

    looks like he said the wrong thing to the wrong girl in the wrong place at the wrong time

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  • richierich3786 October 12, 2009

    I guess Jason changed his date to Monday the 12th

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  • bulletmagnet October 12, 2009

    its takes a lot of practice to filet with a machete

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  • bayrat October 12, 2009

    LMMFAO@ richierich.

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  • ftwbiker October 12, 2009

    He wanted to be a gangster but couldn't Hack it.

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  • thoward October 12, 2009

    Damn don't them folks have Guns??????????

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  • bayrat October 12, 2009

    Another quality job by Carlos,Chopsum & Howe collection services.

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  • thoward October 12, 2009

    We have a job opening can you run a weedeater better than the last guy.

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  • khaslave October 12, 2009

    Thank God for gun control! It could have been bad.

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  • willylickaball October 12, 2009

    Did he get cut from the Columbian soccer team?

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  • spanner October 12, 2009

    I hadn't realised that the machete was such an artistic weapon. Some of those wounds have a really pleasing shape.

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  • dozer67 October 12, 2009

    don't your arms get tired from swinging so much?...guns for the lazy killer!!!

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  • trinitysx October 12, 2009

    silly emo that's not were your suppose to cut yourself.

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  • assraper October 12, 2009

    Oh my god! Ur fucking jokes are foul, ur not funny! Look at the pics and vids and shut the fuck up! Corny queers!

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  • richierich3786 October 12, 2009

    ^^atleast we have some taste unlike your username

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  • wargod October 12, 2009

    ^anyone who posts one spot above me, and is named assraper, is gay^

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  • wargod October 12, 2009

    ^^okay, two spots.^^

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  • wargod October 12, 2009

    he has a rapist wit!

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  • yeayeayea October 12, 2009

    My machete also chops onions.

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  • vdcg October 12, 2009

    I guess I will be scratching Colombia off my vacation list!!!

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  • shineyfeathers October 12, 2009

    Funny you say that with a screen name like "Assraper". Fucking dunce!

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  • aced2112 October 12, 2009

    never give a blind man a lawn mower

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  • jerryjackoff October 12, 2009

    First time shaving uh kid? Sure as hell made a fuck up!!

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  • bronson210 October 12, 2009

    crazy ass colombians!

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  • bayrat October 12, 2009

    I see tiggertigger is back under assraper.

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  • rocky71 October 12, 2009

    He never could hack it. Quitter.

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  • sirlikalot October 12, 2009

    must have had a shit load of botflies

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  • beer_man October 12, 2009

    assraper just likes to bitch and moan about everybodIES comments. he probably doesn't even pay attention to the subject of conversation. AKA ATTENTION WHORE.

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  • unibanger73 October 12, 2009

    he should switch to an electric razor.

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  • boredshitless October 12, 2009

    the kids were playing teenage mutant ninja wetbacks

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  • briskman11 October 12, 2009

    Never fuck a butcher's daughter cause he will get your ass!!!

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  • unibanger73 October 12, 2009

    just look at all those vaginas.

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  • marsape October 12, 2009

    onya assraper

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  • drunkard October 13, 2009

    Give it up Juan, knife juggling just isn't for you.

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  • shinobi_nite October 13, 2009

    hahah unibanger73 you made me laugh

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  • acdcfan October 13, 2009

    he went alittle too far, hoping to get metal staples for body piercing. Too bad, you're dead.

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  • ryan187 October 13, 2009

    he will be alright

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  • squirrelkiller October 13, 2009

    Went to the wrong chop shop

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  • ohwickedwendi October 13, 2009

    That's the last time I give the epileptic guy next door a straight razor.

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  • sinthia October 14, 2009

    Slap-Chop your troubles away!

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  • wulberdee October 17, 2009

    IS THIS A KID ?

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  • righter October 17, 2009

    Yeah! ... Is this a Kid! This is in Colombia!

    I like This!

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  • grimreaper2012 July 25, 2011

    that young boy was somebody brother,son ,cuz,or gran,child" who ever killed this boy. is going to get killed in the same manter" trust me @

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