Chillin Like A Villain

After an intense night of rocking out on his karaoke machine, this dude finally called it quits. At risk of overheating, he decides to strip down and curl up to a big ass block of ice. Something just doesn't seem sanitary or smart about this whole situation.

43 Comments
  • killkenny October 13, 2009

    That's one way to keep your cool.

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  • thoward October 13, 2009

    I got NaDa don't even want to know

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  • marsape October 13, 2009

    that's me on a good day

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  • squirrelkiller October 13, 2009

    His girlfriend is one cold bitch

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  • addictedtothc October 13, 2009

    Ice Ice Baby

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  • ryan187 October 13, 2009

    dumb

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  • pizzapie October 13, 2009

    looks like a shitty cold afternoon

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  • fetuswithaids October 13, 2009

    When he first laid down with her,she was a big bitch.

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  • shinobi_nite October 13, 2009

    Me and my boys, we banged that slut of his, it was pretty fucking cool

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  • ballbuster October 13, 2009

    he is iced down

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  • kut October 13, 2009

    This shit is cool as ice

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  • kingdingaling October 13, 2009

    That SHIT does not look COOL!!

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  • ftwbiker October 13, 2009

    Cold chillin at the bar he was lookin for some action, when the Ice Machine said I can't Get No Satisfaction.

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  • khaslave October 13, 2009

    It was less embarrassing then calling his doctor after a 4 hour erection.

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  • happydaze74 October 13, 2009

    he's freezing the shit out of hisself

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  • yeayeayea October 13, 2009

    Must be really hot out there.

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  • madmuthafuka October 13, 2009

    Geezed too much MDA had ta cool off.

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  • willylickaball October 13, 2009

    He was happy ass a pig rolling in shit after he got his first piece of ice.

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  • bayrat October 13, 2009

    One word "Mescaline".Shit had me using a pine tree for a payphone and getting connection too.

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  • spanner October 13, 2009

    He got his tongue stuck to the ice

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  • lsd1300 October 13, 2009

    only white ppl

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  • ohwickedwendi October 13, 2009

    I didn't know Mr. Cool Ice had a brother.

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  • clusterlizard October 13, 2009

    what's tht smeared all over the floor- is that shit???

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  • leadfoot October 13, 2009

    must have been one hell of a party .

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  • shi-thead October 13, 2009

    any particular reason why he is covered in shit?

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  • dozer67 October 13, 2009

    Heroine withdrawl

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  • beer_man October 13, 2009

    block of ice = mexican air conditioner

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  • jerryjackoff October 13, 2009

    Hell, that must have been one crazy party!

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  • bronson210 October 13, 2009

    ONLY IN RUSSIA

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  • unibanger73 October 13, 2009

    everyone meet me in the lobby so we can smear shit all over the floor and dry hump a block of ice.

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  • rareranking October 13, 2009

    I just wanta know if its dead yet!

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  • boredshitless October 14, 2009

    yep heroin withdrawal... dude needs a bag or detox before he upchuck shits the whole damn place

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  • angelb October 14, 2009

    fucking a big block of ice....so easy a caveman can do it

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  • angelb October 14, 2009

    omg the scientist was right ...if we play country music all night the ice would get depressed and melt faster off the caveman

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  • angelb October 14, 2009

    willy the cave man was sooo embarrassed that they finally found him 3 million years later in a big block of ice after he played naked hide and seek in the dino shit

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  • x32laro October 14, 2009

    That is the one and only Mr Cool Ice before he got tatted up and famous.

    This is what the doctor prescribes you when you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

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  • briskman11 October 14, 2009

    Somewhere there is a Foreigner song playing "Cold as Ice"

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  • liveorpie October 14, 2009

    What the fuck!

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  • mobliz October 14, 2009

    encinoman

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  • man0war October 14, 2009

    actually he had a mental condition which made him think he was on fire most of the time, thats why hes snuggled up to an ice block.

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  • sinthia October 14, 2009

    Last karaoke song that was sung: Nelly's "It's Getting Hott in Here"

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  • goddess October 15, 2009

    man whore

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  • hymenblaster November 10, 2009

    that party was coldblooded.

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