If Crash Test Dummies Had A Brain

Some test would have to be done but I am almost for certain they would come to the same conclusion as this idiot did. If you don't want your brains left in the car while your body flies out of the windshield, fasten that little thing they call a seatbelt. I am guessing this guy experienced an instant death.

51 Comments
  • pizzapie October 13, 2009

    looks like he got the death penalty

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  • marsape October 13, 2009

    well there goes breakfast again

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  • addictedtothc October 13, 2009

    If I only had a brain

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  • killkenny October 13, 2009

    Hard to make heads or tails of that!

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  • ryan187 October 13, 2009

    nice

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  • fetuswithaids October 13, 2009

    I'd hose the phone charger off and sell it on E-Bay.

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  • thoward October 13, 2009

    Zombie bait

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  • hung303 October 13, 2009

    Watch your step! That eye has got to be around here somewhere.

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  • killkenny October 13, 2009

    Juan really lost his head when that other driver Cut Him Off!

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  • ballbuster October 13, 2009

    i bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again

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  • squirrelkiller October 13, 2009

    you need brains on a stick shift

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  • kingdingaling October 13, 2009

    Well I can see what his MIND was on after the crash!

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  • ftwbiker October 13, 2009

    Ejector seat malfunction!

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  • ftwbiker October 13, 2009

    It's an Earnhart accident Little damage and a dead man.

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  • ftwbiker October 13, 2009

    If y'all are gonna tar the road, you have to heat em' up first so they spread easier.

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  • ballbuster October 13, 2009

    do i see another pair of legs on the guardrail? what is that?

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  • happydaze74 October 13, 2009

    his pants are down which one of you fuckers raped him

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  • khaslave October 13, 2009

    Remember kids, seat belts are for wimps.

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  • madmuthafuka October 13, 2009

    That was the most brainless thing he ever did do.

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  • bayrat October 13, 2009

    Time for another C.S.I. moment. Upon closer examination the windshield is broken inwards.There for I say the car hit him knocked his brainpan loose, brain landed on center console he landed down the street.

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  • spanner October 13, 2009

    ^^Agreed. Low flying pedestrian

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  • buttdarts October 13, 2009

    Upon further examination... there is an overpass nearby. This homeless looking fella might of been a jumper. But according to his skin color.... no way was he DRIVING that car.

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  • willylickaball October 13, 2009

    Pinky. Yes, Brain. Put it in reverse, I think we hit somebody.

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  • ohwickedwendi October 13, 2009

    Fred wasn't using those brains anyway.

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  • ftwbiker October 13, 2009

    Hmmm guess I was wrong Niggers do have a brain after all.

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  • yeayeayea October 13, 2009

    Safety is for losers!! Weeeeeeee! Ouch!

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  • jefftheripper October 13, 2009

    The car in front is a....

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  • stoner6 October 13, 2009

    no damage to the front of the car exept the windshield, did this fucker fly into this car from somewhere else and leave his brains on the console

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  • dozer67 October 13, 2009

    only a brainless idiot would tackle a car

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  • sillyrabbit October 13, 2009

    It's a new prank reality show that also gets rid of homelessness problem.

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  • wickedwithin October 13, 2009

    dibbs on the change in the ashtray...

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  • jerryjackoff October 13, 2009

    No open casket for him then.

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  • bronson210 October 13, 2009

    ANOTHER DAMN CHINK CAR....GODDAMN CHINKS!

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  • unibanger73 October 13, 2009

    brainiac.

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  • rareranking October 13, 2009

    Give him a A+ for being a live test dummy with no seat belt

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  • shinobi_nite October 14, 2009

    If he had a brain he wouldn't be dead by now.

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  • boredshitless October 14, 2009

    refried beans to-go!

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  • angelb October 14, 2009

    see and them base jumpers makes the shit look so easy ...oh yeah no trafic at the bottom of their jump..my bad

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  • killergerbil October 14, 2009

    Thats not what i ment when i said " Keep An open Mind"

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  • briskman11 October 14, 2009

    Hey Habib its your shift at 7/11..you better not be late or the boss is gonna kill ya!!!

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  • acdcfan October 14, 2009

    Is the car for sale? I need a car with a MIND of its own

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  • aced2112 October 14, 2009

    this is ur brain when woman on the phone wont shut the fuck up

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  • carnutts4sure October 14, 2009

    Knocked his wig off too..........oh wait???

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  • wargod October 14, 2009

    Thoward? did you take the shoes again?

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  • goddess October 15, 2009

    i've heard of keeping an open mind but this is rediculous

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  • grimmreaper October 15, 2009

    If u look at the pic properly. U'll see that this is what actually happened... He was hit by the car, the windscreen smashed his skull and spilled his brains into the car b4 he got thrown forward...the hole in the windscreen is an ENTRY hole. The small amount of damage on the front of the car also indicates he was hit by the car.......not driving it and went thru the windscreen from hitting something and not wearing a seatbelt. There would be more damage at front and the hole would be on the OTHER side :)

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  • boostmobile October 15, 2009

    Yo, where your brain at?

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  • jdimery November 2, 2009

    fuck me

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  • cruiserman July 24, 2010

    Nice breaks....and crashlanding.

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  • u-235 September 9, 2010

    What the hell did he hit to get thrown out? There's not that much damage on the car!

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  • krazyk November 6, 2010

    I remember this on ogrish. It's not ogrish any more.

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