Keep Your Hands To Yourself

We just received this set of pictures in an email and let me tell you it's pretty fucking sick. Here is what the sender had to say :

"I was out cleaning my bike and saw how dirty the chain was. I turned the bike on and let it idle and began to wipe the chain down with a cloth. Next thing you know the cloth got sucked up in the chain and my hand along with it. Proof, that you don't have to be riding a motorcycle for it to be dangerous."

57 Comments
  • ninersfan2010 October 14, 2009

    Sometimes i bite my fingernails down to much too!

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  • corezonedotcom October 14, 2009

    he touched a nasty bloody vag

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  • crusader October 14, 2009

    good job man!!

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  • bayrat October 14, 2009

    "Stumpy where you been man?Hey are you still handy with wrenches?"

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  • c_dime81 October 14, 2009

    bahahhahaah

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  • mexican_pride October 14, 2009

    Thats what u get for stealing

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  • ftwbiker October 14, 2009

    Snappin' Pussy will do it every time.

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  • addictedtothc October 14, 2009

    I would be tipped off

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  • mexican_pride October 14, 2009

    was that a five finger disscount?

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  • x32laro October 14, 2009

    Ah now you have done it.

    You fucked up the dick hand.

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  • willylickaball October 14, 2009

    Side cutters and a rock to clean your scooter chain? BULLSHIT. Pay your debts or they'll be back to pull the rest of finger nails off.

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  • khaslave October 14, 2009

    The pit bull looked friendly.

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  • bulletmagnet October 14, 2009

    now his dick and fingers are too small

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  • thoward October 14, 2009

    Whats that under your mower? Oh i see your fingers

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  • thoward October 14, 2009

    Khaslave nothing about a pitbull looks friendly

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  • squirrelkiller October 14, 2009

    Chain male does'nt work then

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  • boredshitless October 14, 2009

    she had teeth in her pussy

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  • gasguy October 14, 2009

    aaaand he thinks he has the sence to ride a what???

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  • ryan187 October 14, 2009

    dumb hill billy

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  • ftwbiker October 14, 2009

    What fucking brain child thinks that you put a bike on a stand, put it in gear, spray lube the chain and the wipe it off WHILE THE FUCKER IS MOVING? Oh shit I guess only this dumbass.

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  • rocky71 October 14, 2009

    Brain sucker got you eh? Once they realize they are going to starve off come the fingers.

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  • leadfoot October 14, 2009

    From this day on he answers to " Nubbs " .

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  • blindferret October 14, 2009

    "Proof, that you don't have to be riding a motorcycle for it to be dangerous" You just have to be stupid as fuck.

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  • pizzapie October 14, 2009

    Hope he's left handed, if you know what I mean

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  • unibanger73 October 14, 2009

    half-off manicures for life.

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  • sickfuck October 14, 2009

    That is one stupid motherfucker there.

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  • wargod October 14, 2009

    ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Toni Iommi!!!!!!!( crowd cheers)

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  • wargod October 14, 2009

    never file your nails with an angle grinder

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  • wargod October 14, 2009

    WAZUP! Gimme 4&1/2!

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  • killkenny October 14, 2009

    She said my honey my baby, don't work on yer bike by yourself. He said, don't gimme no shit I'll fuck up my hand by myself.

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  • acdcfan October 14, 2009

    Maybe after surgery, you'll be able to pick your nose again.

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  • fetuswithaids October 14, 2009

    The girls are gonna love that!

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  • beer_man October 14, 2009

    masturbating a wee bit to much are we.....hmmmmmm

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  • jerryjackoff October 14, 2009

    Fucker don't deserve to have a bike.

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  • icumblood October 14, 2009

    being dangerous or fucking idiot

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  • madmuthafuka October 15, 2009

    Rubbie

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  • madmuthafuka October 15, 2009

    Or is that rubby

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  • madmuthafuka October 15, 2009

    Oh yeah I remember. RUBY Rich- Urban- Biker- Yuppie AKA Rolex rider

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  • yeayeayea October 15, 2009

    "Proof, that you don't have to be riding a motorcycle for it to be dangerous." Boy, are you fucking stupid. Do the world a favor and shot yourself.

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  • goddess October 15, 2009

    proof that some pussies have teeth

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  • briskman11 October 15, 2009

    "Doc can i

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  • briskman11 October 15, 2009

    "Doc, will i be able to play the guitar after this...good..because i couldnt play for shit before!!"

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  • seabreeze October 15, 2009

    Instead of taking a bunch of pictures, get to the fucking hospital! Time is precious!

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  • spoken4 October 15, 2009

    hit me harder Ike this time put some stank on it1

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  • marsape October 15, 2009

    forums

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  • bucknuts October 15, 2009

    The hazard of having vicious boogers and picking yer nose..................PLAYER

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  • dougiestyle October 15, 2009

    Bro i feel your pain.. BUT WTF MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You dont put fingers, limbs near moving parts!!!! remember the fucking dude who had his whole body twisted up in the metal grinder machine thing????

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  • spanner October 15, 2009

    Strange how a session sitting in front of the TV didn't fix things

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  • slaytanic454 October 15, 2009

    Haha PROOF: That you have to be a retard for a motorcycle to be dangerous when you're not riding it.

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  • mariweed October 16, 2009

    (proof you dont have to be riding a motorcycle fot it to be dangerous)

    thanks for the tip retard, 3 year olds have more comon sense then this fucking dumb piece of shit

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  • buzzhawg October 16, 2009

    Nope, being a dumb fuck is just plain dangerous enough.

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  • ohwickedwendi October 16, 2009

    I think he went a bit wild with the clippers.

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  • righter October 18, 2009

    Oh YeaH! I like This! :)

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  • krazyk January 3, 2010

    Yeah I'm a man and I am proud to say that I DO read the manual when shit looks hard.

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  • wardo56 January 12, 2010

    2 words: Vaginal teeth!!!

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  • tronic December 30, 2010

    thats what u get for cleaning it when the engines on u fail

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  • mushasmunchies April 13, 2011

    get owned

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