Tims Halloween Costume Ideas : Hot Ass Cop

Still pondering what you want to be for Halloween? If you happen to be a hot ass chick I have just the solution for you. Head on over to Home Depot, pick up a can of paint and a large brush (size may vary depending on breasts). Paint on a costume resembling that of a police woman and VOILA! HOT ASS COP COSTUME.

59 Comments
  • getfucked October 15, 2009

    1st one is stunning, sexiest of all time - OF ALL TIME!

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  • killkenny October 15, 2009

    I call fake. Those costumes aren't real....said Captain obvious. Nice tits tho!

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  • bubbacrow October 15, 2009

    yay for halloween!

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  • thoward October 15, 2009

    Pray for rain. I think they all need my little dick in them

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  • greenpurplebud October 15, 2009

    yay for paint

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  • thoward October 15, 2009

    Tim you suprised me. No cock photos are you feeling Ok today?

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  • Jay D. October 15, 2009

    wait till tomorrow's Costume Tips...

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  • jaimejam October 15, 2009

    What is the first chick suppos to be? A cop? Daisy Duke? Oh wait...WHO GIVES A FUCK!!! She the hottest spanish chick i've seen with the most amazing boobs, face, legs and ass!

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  • jaimejam October 15, 2009

    I would totally skull fuck the last chick and eat that rose!

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  • sirfartsalot October 15, 2009

    Oh they have cocks...there just tapped back to add an extra surprise.

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  • madmuthafuka October 15, 2009

    Where in the hell is the paint thinner.

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  • killkenny October 15, 2009

    Jay wrote: wait till tomorrow’s

    Costume Tips... Will Jay & Tim model their costumes? Will Tim play with Jays wang? Will the cops come in & bust them both? Tune in tomorrow. Same Crazyshit time. Same Crazyshit channel. And now, a word from our sponsor: Pittsburg Paints.

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  • 74southpaw October 15, 2009

    I DONT REMEMBER HOLLOWEEN BEING SO GOOD...

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  • willylickaball October 15, 2009

    It would be a real treat to turn tricks with these chicks.

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  • khaslave October 15, 2009

    I don't want to se any of our NW Porkland cows in these costumes.

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  • khaslave October 15, 2009

    You've warped me Jay D. I could only see the top half before scrolling down. My first thought;"Please don't let there be dick!". Damn you!

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  • goddess October 15, 2009

    if they had fingerpainting like that for kids you'd have more artists in the world

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  • goddess October 15, 2009

    and there'd be more people parcipating in halloweenie as adults

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  • ftwbiker October 15, 2009

    It's time for a career change... Anyone got some paint for sale?

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  • squirrelkiller October 15, 2009

    First chick can knock on my door and i'll show her my candy cock!

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  • corezonedotcom October 15, 2009

    paint by numbers

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  • wargod October 15, 2009

    I want her to frisk me

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  • slipdry October 15, 2009

    wish it were raining on them chicks

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  • coalminer58 October 15, 2009

    I'm going to paint a 100 dollar bill on my cock,

    we all know women like to blow money!

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  • thorstenflint October 15, 2009

    Id love to bend over on a policecar and get handcuffs on by her!

    And hello to all the crazy people here on crazyshit ive watched this website alot and i finally took myself together and created an account. I might later upgrade it. I like watching things with my own eyes that i have only heard of such as fatchicksgetshit on or deadhomelesspeople or deadwhoreinthemovietheater :P... So hello to all!

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  • shitstain20 October 15, 2009

    rub faces in them titties yeeehaaa

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  • yeayeayea October 15, 2009

    She can have my gun and fire it anytime she wants.

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  • busted October 15, 2009

    that first chick is fucked up!!! why the fuck is her belly button so far off center??? bad line of inbreeding???

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  • jerryjackoff October 15, 2009

    My ideal, perfect job would be to paint these bitches....Sadly it's not my job so i'll stick to jacking over em instead!

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  • unibanger73 October 15, 2009

    i think that the first one looks good enough to eat..I'd like to help her swett that paint off!

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  • ryan187 October 15, 2009

    i wish i were the paint

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  • ftwbiker October 15, 2009

    With Tits and Puss like that you noticed a belly button?

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  • jerryjackoff October 15, 2009

    The one in the fake army shorts...Hell sexy!!

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  • killkenny October 15, 2009

    She's got a bellybutton?? Never got that far.

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  • retrovertigo October 15, 2009

    you got naked painted women and the dude has a bellybutton comment. prozac, not just for breakfast anymore

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  • sugarsnap October 15, 2009

    I've had body painting done,though I don't think I'd go walking around the neighborhood in it.too chilly :)

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  • acdcfan October 15, 2009

    YAY!! for women who share their tits.

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  • boredshitless October 15, 2009

    absolutly boobiful!

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  • shineyfeathers October 16, 2009

    That first girl is a fucking angel!!!!!I agree Getfucked. She is absolutely stunning!! A BIG shitty welcome to Thorstenflint!

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  • marsape October 16, 2009

    halloween is for wankers and americans

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  • eltrut October 16, 2009

    attention seeking cunts

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  • drunkard October 16, 2009

    I think I'm going to sign up for finger painting at the local community college.

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  • rodeye2 October 16, 2009

    This is at the bunny ranch in nevada,you can fuck them all if ya got alot of money.

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  • mobliz October 16, 2009

    that last one made me dry heave

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  • getfucked October 16, 2009

    eltrut you need to punctuate better my friend, i think you meant to say:

    Attention!.............Seeking Cunts?

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  • kingdingaling October 16, 2009

    That's fucking awesome right there, I don't care who you are that's just fucking awesome right there!!

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  • shinobi_nite October 16, 2009

    The last costume is the SHIT.

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  • zenemy October 16, 2009

    Imagine being too drunk to remember what happened on halloween night only to roll over in bed the next morning and stare "lady death" right in the eyes.

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  • ohwickedwendi October 16, 2009

    What if it rains??

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  • icacorpse October 17, 2009

    wonderful...absolutely great.

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  • awwyeaa October 17, 2009

    they're over dressed

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  • awwyeaa October 17, 2009

    that forst chick is PHENOMINAL

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  • awwyeaa October 17, 2009

    first*

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  • awwyeaa October 17, 2009

    FIRST POST

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  • awwyeaa October 17, 2009

    bitch

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  • phucko October 17, 2009

    Even if this bitch lets you fuck her, you still end up with blue balls!

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  • briskman11 October 19, 2009

    My costume this year: Guy with a Garden Hose!!!

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  • magnavox50 January 8, 2010

    Sergeant yes sergeant!

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  • krazyk November 6, 2010

    Is this one of those too good to be true things?

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