This is the type of mechanic that would get guys to spend their money. She could tell you that the flux capacitor was broke and it would be nine hundred bucks to fix it and we'd pay. Ohh we'd pay.
she can grab my wrench
I'd torque it.
Care to blow my head gasket?
I'd like to give some of my undercoating
keep still and legs apart,in the hole it goes,
she looks a littel exhausted
^cunt can't spell for shit
The engine is here right?
She can pull my dip stick any time
I'd have to give her the ole "Bannana in the Tail Pipe" routine!
hey baby wanna check my lifter. then she can check my lug nuts.
keep looking sweetheart the spare is under there somewhere
Would you please check my muffler bearings?
I'd like to check her muff.
dumb bitch, probably looking for the gas port
so where does the blinker flued go?
I'd like to put some junk in her trunk!
Think with yer dipstick Jimmy!
She can work on my bodywork any day.
You can almost see his penis.
You can almost see a nut.
I'd like to put her on my dyno and check her throttle body!
she just about to PROVE she can suck start a buick.
Fire her quick, you know ain't a man in that shop gettin' any work done.I'd put her in the office as my ASSistant.
[email protected]!! Blinker fluid!!
I wonder if the car or her have he biggest hole.
I need a tune-up
She's lost without my tool
I wonder what kind of vehicle that is?
she can change my oil
now thats usin your dipstick!!! WHAPISH!
^Ohwickedwendi^, looks like a "Smart" car to me! lol!
Please.That dumb bitch could'nt poor a decent bowl of cereal if she tried.
yeah this a dumb bitch... the car is new and never been driven...the floor is waxed and clean... she's a salesman alright!
Good opportunity to rotate the ole tires, huh?!!!
she just a dumb blonde... someone told her that male car's have penis's and she's just looking for it...
She can lube my chassis