I might recant my statement of getting super wasted. This guy might have beat Mr. Speedo-shirt-pants Man. When they have to take you away on a wagon, you have reached the peak of drunkenness. Crazyshit.com salutes you!
Yep I hope like hell thats me in a couple of hours
watashi wa kyo tanjoubi desu
at least she didn't leave him in the road
^You might be half way there already thoward!^
So drunk, he dont have a leg to stand on. SHE STOLE IT!!
She's pissed cuz he fell off the wagon again.
He's not drunk he's just tired after competing in a one legged mans ass kickin contest.
watashi wa kyo tanjoubi desu .... what he said
been there done that
fuckin woman took his leg lmfao
and his cane hahahahahahaha
Well at least she'll keep him back on the wagon for sure this time!
I don't think I'd trust her to be my designated driver.
thank you boredshitless
Christ, did he drink the entire milk can?
so grandpa drank so much white lightnin outa his wooden leg grandma had to haul him outta there on a turip wagon....isnt that an old Dr. Hook song?
Give me a DUI now copper's!
She doesn't even know him. She got him drunk, is gonna take him home and put him in bondage, and torture his ass to death and then eat him.
watashi wa kyo tanjoubi desu, means i loves sucking cock
Happy fucking birthday
Thanks squirrelkiller I am so getting fucked up today
T Howard Domo a iro gato?
Happy birthday again
Give granny a sharpie so she can get down.
GONG!! GONG!! BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
LOL that old dude looks so pissed...Bit like Thoward celebratin his birthday!! Have a good one.
Fred really has that bitch trained!
bring out your dead.. bring out your dead
he's playing passed out so his lazy ass doesn't have to walk/hop
I'd dump his ass down a big hill and take his fake leg with me. What are friends for.
that's a good ol' lady
Is this Obamas Healthcare plan in action??
Ol Pickled Pete taken his Radio Flier out for a spin?LOL!
Our future health plans