Someone Broke Into Your Car. Nevermind fuck the car

There are places in the United States where the biggest problem with break-ins isn't the Mexicans, it's black bears. At least Mexicans don't slobber all over the seats and shit on the car. Now that I think of it, maybe they do. What would be funny if a Mexican was breaking into a car, and at the same time a black bear was breaking into the same car. Who do you think would get what?

40 Comments
  • madmuthafuka October 19, 2009

    Jacked.

    +1
  • willylickaball October 19, 2009

    I have a problem with my back seat. Please, Bear with me.

    +0
  • sirfartsalot October 19, 2009

    Sit ubu sit...good dog. Damn he looks hungry.

    +0
  • killkenny October 19, 2009

    Bear-ly acceptable behavior.

    +0
  • corezonedotcom October 19, 2009

    welcome to mammoth lakes bitch

    +0
  • buttdarts October 19, 2009

    I can't bear to see this crap.

    +0
  • ryan187 October 19, 2009

    holy shit, it's a fuckin bear! not who gives a shit, i guess crazyshit does, fuckin lame

    +0
  • killkenny October 19, 2009

    Blacks breaking into cars. Whodda thunk?

    +1
  • rocky71 October 19, 2009

    The bear would just lick the Mexicans wet back as he stole the radio and upholstery.

    +0
  • squirrelkiller October 19, 2009

    Yogi passed his test first time, better than your average bear

    +0
  • thoward October 19, 2009

    Thats beary interesting

    +0
  • zenemy October 19, 2009

    Ranger Smith ain't gonna like this.

    +0
  • ondaquadra October 19, 2009

    car sharing

    +0
  • goddess October 19, 2009

    bad yogi, no basket

    -1
  • 81bullet October 19, 2009

    hey hey boo boo. fuck the picanick basket, let's hit the drive through.

    +1
  • khaslave October 19, 2009

    He might have left your car alone; if it wasn't for the 10,000 burger wrappers you left on the floor.

    +0
  • loggydog71 October 19, 2009

    damn i got to get me one of them security systems

    +0
  • shineyfeathers October 19, 2009

    The stench from that car must be unbearable.

    +0
  • boredshitless October 19, 2009

    happens in the mountains of nc... see shit like this all the time on the news in the fall here

    +1
  • unibanger73 October 19, 2009

    Hey dammit! were tryin to fuck in here.

    +0
  • madmuthafuka October 19, 2009

    Unibanger thats a good one LOL

    +0
  • redjohnson October 19, 2009

    Uh, State Farm - this is policy holder 0001259666-9 What coverage do I have in my policy for something like bears breaking into my car and destroying the upholstery? Oh,so what you're saying is basically I'm fucked?

    +0
  • bronson210 October 19, 2009

    NIGGER BEAR

    +1
  • jerryjackoff October 19, 2009

    Shoot that fucker!!

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi October 19, 2009

    Dude--Bear's my car?

    -1
  • unibanger73 October 19, 2009

    lol^^^^wendi you crack me up.

    -1
  • briskman11 October 19, 2009

    Well its good to see GregJ is still working!!!

    +0
  • drunkard October 19, 2009

    There used to be 17 clowns in that car.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi October 20, 2009

    ^^That bear THOUGHT something tasted funny^^

    -1
  • sirlikalot October 20, 2009

    whos this fuck sirfartsalot real original dickweed

    +1
  • sirlikalot October 20, 2009

    was it that hard to come up with a fucking screen name you douche

    +1
  • boredshitless October 20, 2009

    just for the hell of it, i would hit the front of the car with a baseball bat on the bumper, deploy the airbag... just to see what happens

    +1
  • rush October 20, 2009

    Do you mind!!..I am going for a shit

    +1
  • oyster October 20, 2009

    might aswell do an insurance job on the car by burning it and aalso eat cooked bear for the night. check my link .......

    -1
  • yeknom October 20, 2009

    WTF!

    +0
  • deathblooms October 20, 2009

    aint nobody gonna steal that car

    +0
  • kingdingaling October 20, 2009

    I can't BARE to see something like this, it just CLOUDS my vision..SHIT!

    +0
  • mr1904 October 20, 2009

    OF COURSE the bear was BLACK

    +0
  • mobliz October 21, 2009

    redneck version of ricky bobby's car

    +1
  • kingbrock October 22, 2009

    Lmao shitless, funny thought

    +0
 
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