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posted by Tim S. on 10/27/2009

Pump Happy Penis Pumper

I have never tried nor do I have the desire to ever try one of these penis pump devices. It looks as if this asshole got a little over excited and continued to pump until his cock and balls were on the verge of exploding. Good luck on getting that big ass plastic pump off your junk.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
inkman79
Hope it pops like a zit....
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 12:52 PM

khaslave
I don’t get it either.
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 12:53 PM

ryan187
wtf must be khaslave dick, sorry guy
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 12:54 PM

bitchin90
ya I pretty much hope his shit explodes and he dies. Stupid douche bag. Why does one do shit like that?
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 12:55 PM

killkenny
Pump, up the junk. Pump it up, pump it up.
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 12:55 PM

willylickaball
Kenny said "fuck the bong, I have a Vaporizer"
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 1:03 PM

kingdingaling
Douche
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 1:04 PM

madmuthafuka
Ever heard of pussy dude?
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 1:08 PM

thoward
just kill yourself and do us all a faver
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 1:11 PM

killkenny
^LOL Willy!^ Looks like he’s TRYING to vaporize his shit too!
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 1:16 PM

willylickaball
^^I hope it pops like a pimple and leaves him a little pus-a
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 1:18 PM

1978
good ad for nordic
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 1:23 PM

corezonedotcom
margarita mix at the bottom
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 2:06 PM

pregnpissed
ew did he jiz in that thing? nasty
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 2:19 PM

wargod
^haha, its pus^
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 3:01 PM

wargod
the only thing willing to fuck him now is a pepsi machine
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 3:03 PM

wargod
"4 inches in 3 weeks," and this is what they send you!
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 3:14 PM

shimmery315
damn is he baking a turkey in that thing?
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 3:29 PM

willylickaball
It looks like it sucked his ass into it.
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 3:30 PM

boredshitless
what a dumbass... you could at least use steroids and musclebuild to waste your junk... this just has no purpose
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 4:01 PM

truckingman
That’s MF’ Sick and sad, he is one sick Mother Fucker!!!!! I bet he will have a MF" heart attack just getting a ’softy,’ the Sick BIOTCH!!! Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 4:28 PM

rocky71
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 5:24 PM

jerryjackoff
Crazy indeed. "Pump up ya junk", new sport for single, sad fucks who can’t get pussy.
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 5:40 PM

thoward
it’s just you rocky71 it’s just you.
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 5:46 PM

shineyfeathers
Why don’t he just shove his dick into a Bee hive. He’ll get the same effect and it would last longer.
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 5:59 PM

drunkard
^Beeagra?
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 6:17 PM

unibanger73
yea looks like great fun...oh darn i collapsed my penile vascular system. oh well...guess it wasnt being used anyway.
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 6:41 PM

pizzapie
He’ll be a hit in prison
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 6:52 PM

truckingman
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! shineyfeathers, it mite work if all of that bee venom, a single bee hive can house over a million bees, didn’t kill this MF" Fuck first. still, a MF’ good ideal... Still LMMF"AO,....!!!! Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 7:09 PM

beer_man
whats really weired is that he didn’t have a dick at all before this pic.
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 7:25 PM

truckingman
HELL MF" YEAH beer_man, the Black Hole Pump from HELL!!!!! (Evilly) LMMF"AO,....!!!! Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 7:36 PM

truckingman
I wish that pump camber was a MF" Blender from Hell, just hit "FRAPPA" and DIE BIOTCH!!!! Still Evilly LMMF"AO,....!!!! Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 7:38 PM

willylickaball
^^^The "truckingman" is in the HOOOOUSE, Where you been ?Locked up?
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 8:36 PM

ohwickedwendi
He was trying to "pump up the jam"--pump it up, pump it up.
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 9:01 PM

beer_man
@ willylickaball HELL MOTHERFUCKING YEAH!!!!!FUCKING SWEEEEET COMMENT!!!!!!!LMMOTHERFUCKINGAO!!!!!! Sincerely,Matt the beer-man
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 9:53 PM

yeayeayea
Im scared.
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 10:42 PM

truckingman
I"M BACK BITCHES!!!! Let the MF" CHAOS BEGIN!!!! (In the back ground you hear Bodies by Drowning Pool.) willylickaball, I have been working trying to find a job in computers, but live in a small town and the MF" Fucked up state of the economy, it hard to find work. Also yeayeayea, I’m not scary. Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 11:35 PM

khaslave
ryan187 ,after all the miles on it over the years it should look that messed up.Hell I’m surprised it still shoots "white".*lol*
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posted on: 10-27-09 @ 11:46 PM

angelb
after years of fisting his old lady this is Herb’s version of a french tickler..and she loves it
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posted on: 10-28-09 @ 12:53 AM

mike8putang
someone get a needle and pop that shit
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posted on: 10-28-09 @ 2:06 AM

bayrat
I never realized how many men just don’t deserve a penis. I would have kept mine on the market longer.
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posted on: 10-28-09 @ 9:34 AM

rocky71
No it’s still weird in here.
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posted on: 10-28-09 @ 12:00 PM

kota_44
its gonna blow!!
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posted on: 12-17-09 @ 4:46 AM

petedaheat
lmfao!
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posted on: 12-17-09 @ 8:32 AM

da1juggalette
damn look at all the cum in that thing lol
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posted on: 06-30-10 @ 3:14 AM

krazyk
Some white dudes are so jealous of the size of black dudes cocks that they have to jeopardize their cocks by blowing them up until they blow them off!
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posted on: 12-28-10 @ 6:58 AM

cruiserman
I wish the shit will explode.....fuckn idiot.
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posted on: 12-29-10 @ 6:04 AM

insanemembrane
HELLO 911!!!!! I’M STUCK, CAN YOU HELP ME???
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posted on: 05-21-12 @ 10:23 PM

insanemembrane
Right now this dude is probably looking at the same photo right NOW and saying to himself, "OH CRAP, GUESS I CAN’T WEAR THAT SHIRT AGAIN"
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posted on: 05-21-12 @ 10:26 PM

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