Bike Rack Bum

The homeless will sleep just about anywhere they can fit their smelly asses. It would have been a whole lot funnier if this asshole locked himself to the bike rack. I guess he figured nobody would want to steal his smelly ass so he passed on the lock.

31 Comments
  • crusader October 30, 2009

    moron!!

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  • crusader October 30, 2009

    shit in pants!!

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  • bitchin90 October 30, 2009

    Alright bitch, Imma park you here, You BEST be here when I get out of class.

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  • killkenny October 30, 2009

    Think he'll be surprised when somebody sticks a bike rim between his cheeks?...Rim job??

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  • mynutzitch October 30, 2009

    i'd park my bike in his ass

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  • madmuthafuka October 30, 2009

    GONNAHAVE ONE HELL OF A CRICK IN THAT NECK WHEN HE WAKES UP.

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  • ryan187 October 30, 2009

    :)

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  • khaslave October 30, 2009

    Man, you sleep in an hour and killkenny steals your post. At least it was someone funny. *lol*

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  • khaslave October 30, 2009

    He made sweet, sweet love to the bike rack. That isn't pee on the ground behind him.

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  • corezonedotcom October 30, 2009

    those are my shoes

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  • bayrat October 30, 2009

    Knocked the fuck out trying to steal somebodies bike.

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  • kingdingaling October 30, 2009

    Let's go again...Rack 'em!!

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  • thoward October 30, 2009

    Ya'll can have them pissy shoes

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  • thunderbutt October 30, 2009

    Waste of youth

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  • wickedwithin October 30, 2009

    One fuckin' greasy ass crack-

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  • 1978 October 30, 2009

    no thanks buddy, i already jacked off today

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  • unibanger73 October 30, 2009

    i woulda taped a "free ass fuck" sign to him. then snapped the pick

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  • yeayeayea October 30, 2009

    Set him on fire.

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  • fetuswithaids October 30, 2009

    I would'nt do that in San Fransisco if I were him!

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  • jerryjackoff October 30, 2009

    Just another pissed up fucktard. Kick him in the gooch!

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  • ftwbiker October 30, 2009

    Don't be so cold baby I said you had a nice rack!

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  • willylickaball October 30, 2009

    Must be tired from peddling his ass around town all night.

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  • karizmah October 30, 2009

    Are those bowling shoes?

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  • boredshitless October 31, 2009

    ^ i was gonna say the same thing... looks like em thats for sure

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  • mike8putang October 31, 2009

    OKAY LORDSHO !! THIS YOUR CHANCE TO FUCK A WHITE BOY!!!

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  • bronson210 October 31, 2009

    BIIIIICYCLE! BIICYCLE! I WANT TO RIDE MY....BIIIIIIIIIICYCLE!

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  • ohwickedwendi October 31, 2009

    Bobby's trying out for the new "Bike de Solei"

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  • ludenlasivius October 31, 2009

    (Clicks heels together 3 times) ... "There's no place like shitfaced and shitassed on the curb... There's no place like shitfaced and shitassed on the curb... There's no place like shitfaced and shitassed on the curb..."

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  • shineyfeathers October 31, 2009

    See...you can 69 a bike rack.

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  • liveorpie November 3, 2009

    Hahah what a dick :P

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  • psychoscumphuc November 8, 2009

    haha hes fgot a big wet mark on his ass crack

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