This has to be one of the downsides of what ever the hell this person does for work. "Uhh, yeah, can you now wipe the horses dick off. Thanks." I might have to pull one of these, "Ohh hell no. Fuck that I ain't even touching that thing. Do you have any idea what that horse does with that thing? He fucks gay guys in the ass with that. You fucking wipe it. I'm outta here." Then I'd be fired.