It's amazing that the power of some boiling water will just make your skin peel away in seconds. Dude's hand almost looks like a peeled tomato.
One word dude-Lubricant! It cums in Handy.
he is working on his freddy krueger costume
his nickname is the Fappinator
that comes from jacking off your local 7-11 beggar
Looks like he should of taken it a little easy there. I'd hate to see his cock
Looks like he should have waited to remove the Radiator cap
jacking off with sandpaper doesnt make the warts go away
probably stinks a bit huh now
He's been fingering Somalian leppers again.
That'll teach you to not feed yer fat assed date by hand
Wonder what his dick looks like from all that fappin
Clearly the pumpkin said NO!
Pumice formula = bad
I said I wanted a boiled EGG!!!
Momma Warned you that this would happen!
Looks painfull but allways got the other hand to Jack with!
And the WINNER of the WORLDS LOUDEST clap contest is......
Job opening at the KFC must have experience w/deep fat fryers.
That's what I get for having so many hos to pimp-slap.
CAN YOU PLEASE THROW SOME SALT ON THE PATH FOR ME!
^So it is true what they say about gay guys and capslock.^
Probably touched a zombie.
Hahaaa makes me think of that simpsons ep, where the pimply faced kid kept sticking his hand in the deep fryer :P