All The Kids want sergeant stroker for christmas!

Last year the hit toy was Tickle Me Elmo. This year we here at crazyshit.com are betting that the Sergeant Stroker is going to be flying off the shelves at your local stores. You just wind him and up watch him go! Bonus moving penis!

34 Comments
  • kingdingaling November 1, 2009

    Weapons of mass destruction in his hand

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  • thoward November 1, 2009

    Thats GAY thats so Gay that it's ARMY GAY

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  • madmuthafuka November 1, 2009

    Lame.

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  • crusader November 1, 2009

    LOL!!

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  • crusader November 1, 2009

    drop that toy in IRAK!!

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  • drunkard November 1, 2009

    An army of one.

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  • khaslave November 1, 2009

    M.J.'s order got canceled .

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  • khaslave November 1, 2009

    Now with rapid fire action.

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  • beer_man November 1, 2009

    the warning on the packaging says "AIM AWAY FROM FACE"

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  • willylickaball November 1, 2009

    CAUTION; Sergeant Stroker is always cocked and loaded and ready for action.

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  • leadfoot November 1, 2009

    " This is my weapon , this is my gun ".....

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  • wulberdee November 1, 2009

    DOES HIS WEE GUN FIRE BLANKS?

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  • khaslave November 1, 2009

    His arch enemy is Captain Ram Rod!

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  • bayrat November 1, 2009

    Don't ask ,Don't tell soldier!!

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  • killkenny November 1, 2009

    Never knew G.I. Joe had a gay brother.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip November 1, 2009

    I've seen this at local porn shops.

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  • bucknuts November 1, 2009

    He needs Barbie

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  • unibanger73 November 1, 2009

    fighting for personal freedom in the war on chronic masterbation

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  • jerryjackoff November 1, 2009

    I'll wager $100 this shit is made in Japan!

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  • phucko November 1, 2009

    NOW WITH THE KUNG SPEW GRIP!!

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  • boredshitless November 1, 2009

    i thought jerry would never sell his copyrights

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  • 1978 November 1, 2009

    this is my rifle, this my gun, this is for killing, this is for fun

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  • bronson210 November 1, 2009

    ...WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FIRING SEMEN ACTION?

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  • ryan187 November 1, 2009

    interesting

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  • ohwickedwendi November 1, 2009

    Fun for the whole family.

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  • kingdingaling November 1, 2009

    ^^^^LMAO @ 1978

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  • fetuswithaids November 2, 2009

    The ones that were stationed in Hong Kong come with a V.D.

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  • wargod November 2, 2009

    a "one gun salute"

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  • rodeye2 November 2, 2009

    Stand at attention soldier.

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  • rodeye2 November 2, 2009

    He must be waiving at jerryjackoff.

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  • ludenlasivius November 2, 2009

    Also available: Captain Cumstain, Colonel Cornhole, and General Jackoff. Collect the whole set!

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  • mobliz November 2, 2009

    they finally made a crazy shit tim toy huh?

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  • righter November 2, 2009

    lol

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  • psychoscumphuc November 5, 2009

    That little fag broke the dont ask dont tell law.

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