Last year the hit toy was Tickle Me Elmo. This year we here at crazyshit.com are betting that the Sergeant Stroker is going to be flying off the shelves at your local stores. You just wind him and up watch him go! Bonus moving penis!
Weapons of mass destruction in his hand
Thats GAY thats so Gay that it's ARMY GAY
drop that toy in IRAK!!
An army of one.
M.J.'s order got canceled .
Now with rapid fire action.
the warning on the packaging says "AIM AWAY FROM FACE"
CAUTION; Sergeant Stroker is always cocked and loaded and ready for action.
" This is my weapon , this is my gun ".....
DOES HIS WEE GUN FIRE BLANKS?
His arch enemy is Captain Ram Rod!
Don't ask ,Don't tell soldier!!
Never knew G.I. Joe had a gay brother.
I've seen this at local porn shops.
He needs Barbie
fighting for personal freedom in the war on chronic masterbation
I'll wager $100 this shit is made in Japan!
NOW WITH THE KUNG SPEW GRIP!!
i thought jerry would never sell his copyrights
this is my rifle, this my gun, this is for killing, this is for fun
...WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FIRING SEMEN ACTION?
Fun for the whole family.
^^^^LMAO @ 1978
The ones that were stationed in Hong Kong come with a V.D.
a "one gun salute"
Stand at attention soldier.
He must be waiving at jerryjackoff.
Also available: Captain Cumstain, Colonel Cornhole, and General Jackoff. Collect the whole set!
they finally made a crazy shit tim toy huh?
That little fag broke the dont ask dont tell law.
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