Aside from shrinking your testicles to a damn near non-existent state, it looks as if steroids also cause sleepiness. Mr. Muscles juiced a little too much today so he decided to take a power nap.
he has a small pecker
Ha,ha. I love all the small dick jokes. Funny I never heard them when I was that big. Of course they say steroids make you deaf; so may that's why I didn't hear them. *LOL*
Those body building contests are more boring being in them, then they are watching them on TV.
0/10 on the boobs, no CS on them
A FIVER SAYS HE WALKS LIKE A PENGUIN
Still not bullet proof.
Stick him with a pin and he'll explode.
Thats as old as the internet.
california's next govenor
He has to walk through doors sideways
He's not asleep, he's trying to pump up his little buddy for the flex-off.
Has he got elephantitis?
muscle queers are people too!
You wouldn't like me when I'm sleepy.
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I know I had a pecker when I started this shit!
Steroids actually make your D bigger. Your nuts shrink, but the D grows a little.
dare every one of you to say this shit to his face lmao
,after you melt all the fat away it looks bigger. (more of it is on the outside of your body.)Kinda like shaving your pubes. Steroids make the user a bigger dick. Trust me.
shhhhhhhhhhh!!! hes sleeping!!!YOU FUCK TARDS SHUT THE HELL UP B4 YOU WAKE HIM!!!
It's really tiring to carry all that muscle.
Kick him in the gooch and call him shirley!!
really BAD gas.
Eats dare somevhere!
He's dreaming of being skinny.
thats too big. i prolly couldn't even hold him down while i skrog fucked his tiny shitter.
Squeezing the cheeks to hold the intestines in?
Looks like Markus Ruhl is still getting bigger... must be a pain in the ass to wipe.
i'll give somebody five bucks to sneak up to him and twist his nipple.
what a fucking waste of time.When he's 80 he'll look back on his life and realize he spent it eating,sleeping, and lifting weights while the rest of us were partying and getting laid.
Looks like a guy inside a muscle suit that is taking a shit.
I wonder if he ever has a hard time wiping his ass after taking a shit.
^^^No,he's wiping from the front right now.^^^
with titties like that you can get a built in pillow, ah mah gawd I will try this weightlifting
pillow titties here I come!
I think his tits will hit him in the face if ya make him laugh.
lazy son of a bitch....i'd kick his tiggobittiies round the muthaphukkin clock....dirty doper.
why is it when men buff up their tits get HUGE... but when women buff up they get tiny????
Holy shit. His tits are bigger than mine. LOL!
his tits are bigger han my head
hgravity is correct. You guys are fucking retards that keep saying your dick shrinks. Morons lol.
Markus Ruhal IFBB Pro....Dudes big but bet his nuts are inside his ass by now!lol
Quick somebody use a sharpie marker on him and see what it will do!!