I know it goes on a Saturday night. You've been drinking. The beer goggles see someone you think is hot. You take them home, bang them out. Wake up the next morning and it's a fucking scorpion! That's a good night in my book.
Gonna hafta claw his way outta that one.
Such a clingy bitch!
least it ain't crabs
You havent lived, unless a giant scorpion stings you in the back at the exact moment when you blow your load.
wounder where you put ur cock
Damnit i sent a whole bunch of good shit and its still not posted yet!!!
wth is this
Bet that's gonna sting!
The question here is ,"What's worse, a six inch stinger or a four inch prick?"
all i can say is you better make it happy
Looks like your gonna score peon.
Fucking Scorpios can cause Cancer you silly Gemini!
The Orkin man see's how the other half love.
At least you know before you fuck her goanna get a disease
GAY, LOOK AT THE PENIS ON THAT SCORPION!
She looked a lot better last night.
Stinger right in the ass....OOH babay!!
One less homo that will get next to you on the highway and make you want to smash him off the side of the road.
Fag'll love the pussy when that scorpion gets him in the ass.
interspecial romance ...appairantly love is complex.
must be his boyfriend in the cute scorpion custom
that dude is fucked in more ways than one
Fake,no shit stains on them sheets.
... Better than crabs.
TRY EVERYTHING ONCE
We've all got our kinks,who am I to judge yours?
Hey that guy boning my ex wife..
proof that man concours and fucks all!