What Did you bring home last night?

I know it goes on a Saturday night. You've been drinking. The beer goggles see someone you think is hot. You take them home, bang them out. Wake up the next morning and it's a fucking scorpion! That's a good night in my book.

30 Comments
  • killkenny November 8, 2009

    Gonna hafta claw his way outta that one.

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  • ftwbiker November 8, 2009

    Such a clingy bitch!

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  • thunderbutt November 8, 2009

    least it ain't crabs

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  • dr_luvsbreasts November 8, 2009

    You havent lived, unless a giant scorpion stings you in the back at the exact moment when you blow your load.

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  • psychoscumphuc November 8, 2009

    wounder where you put ur cock

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  • psychoscumphuc November 8, 2009

    Damnit i sent a whole bunch of good shit and its still not posted yet!!!

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  • trinitysx November 8, 2009

    wth is this

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  • kingdingaling November 8, 2009

    Bet that's gonna sting!

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  • willylickaball November 8, 2009

    The question here is ,"What's worse, a six inch stinger or a four inch prick?"

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  • thoward November 8, 2009

    all i can say is you better make it happy

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  • boredshitless November 8, 2009

    love stings

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  • madmuthafuka November 8, 2009

    Looks like your gonna score peon.

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  • shineyfeathers November 8, 2009

    Fucking Scorpios can cause Cancer you silly Gemini!

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  • khaslave November 8, 2009

    The Orkin man see's how the other half love.

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  • ouch November 8, 2009

    At least you know before you fuck her goanna get a disease

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  • bronson210 November 8, 2009

    GAY, LOOK AT THE PENIS ON THAT SCORPION!

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  • ohwickedwendi November 8, 2009

    She looked a lot better last night.

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  • jerryjackoff November 8, 2009

    Stinger right in the ass....OOH babay!!

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  • fetuswithaids November 8, 2009

    One less homo that will get next to you on the highway and make you want to smash him off the side of the road.

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  • bitchin90 November 8, 2009

    Fag'll love the pussy when that scorpion gets him in the ass.

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  • unibanger73 November 8, 2009

    interspecial romance ...appairantly love is complex.

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  • shimmery315 November 8, 2009

    lucky girl.

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  • ryan187 November 8, 2009

    must be his boyfriend in the cute scorpion custom

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  • mobliz November 9, 2009

    that dude is fucked in more ways than one

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  • rodeye2 November 9, 2009

    Fake,no shit stains on them sheets.

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  • madamink November 9, 2009

    ... Better than crabs.

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  • wulberdee November 9, 2009

    TRY EVERYTHING ONCE

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  • bayrat November 9, 2009

    We've all got our kinks,who am I to judge yours?

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  • sleeko November 9, 2009

    Hey that guy boning my ex wife..

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  • jehuty540 November 9, 2009

    proof that man concours and fucks all!

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