Steak Knife Surprise

As Bob here came home from work and saw steak knives on the table, he expected a nice, juicy steak. Little did he know that before he could enjoy the steak his wife would stab him in the neck with that steak knife. She cooked one too many meals for this loser I guess, she finally snapped.

45 Comments
  • totoman7 November 9, 2009

    got u bitch!

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  • corezonedotcom November 9, 2009

    he kept pushin for anal sex until one night...

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  • mexican_pride November 9, 2009

    Is it for Holloween?

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  • oldunclejohn November 9, 2009

    yo if you are that hungry then why stop at the neck?

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  • khaslave November 9, 2009

    If this happens to you; there's always a reason.

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  • willylickaball November 9, 2009

    I've seen people choke on steak before but damn, this guy needs to not eat so fast.

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  • thoward November 9, 2009

    He was playing footsy with the wrong person

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  • bucknuts November 9, 2009

    That'll teach'em to complain about dinner

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  • theone00 November 9, 2009

    Aren't you supposed to cook it before you slice it?

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  • madmuthafuka November 9, 2009

    I said shut the fuck up.

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  • country_girrl November 9, 2009

    Maybe next time the mother fucker won't be so demanding about having his supper on the table when he walks through the door.

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  • acdcfan November 9, 2009

    I was thinking the same bucknuts^

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  • bayrat November 9, 2009

    This is how we learn to pay attention to her cycle.

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  • ludenlasivius November 9, 2009

    And just like that, Bob's juggling career came to a sudden end.

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  • psychoscumphuc November 9, 2009

    Just yank it out, he'll be ok

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  • unibanger73 November 9, 2009

    i like your tie pin. but its up a little high.

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  • ogrish November 9, 2009

    this is chinese knife

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  • ohwickedwendi November 9, 2009

    Sadly, Bob's tracheotomy didn't work out as planned.

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  • shineyfeathers November 9, 2009

    Steakeotomy

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  • shineyfeathers November 9, 2009

    Hiya CG!!Been a while since I seen ya, hows the cake biz treating you?

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  • 1978 November 9, 2009

    glad my wife doesnt cook

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  • helgore666 November 9, 2009

    fucking good shot tho, right in the jugular

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  • killkenny November 9, 2009

    That knife throwing act needs a little more practice.

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  • marcus0420 November 9, 2009

    High Steak Dinner

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  • wolff516 November 9, 2009

    Mom always said don't run thru the house with knives.

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  • thunderbutt November 9, 2009

    cut your steak BEFORE you eat it

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  • health_hazard November 9, 2009

    always check your candy

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  • yeayeayea November 9, 2009

    The cook is slightly sensitive today.

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  • drunkard November 9, 2009

    Trimming the fat.

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  • bronson210 November 9, 2009

    LANKY PRICK

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  • ftwbiker November 9, 2009

    They always said that the Carnival was a Cut Throat Business...

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  • jerryjackoff November 9, 2009

    Maybe he did this shit to himself??

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  • dr_luvsbreasts November 9, 2009

    I guess thats the last time this guy bangs his fat-ass wife's hotter younger sister.

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  • ryan187 November 9, 2009

    shouldn't have been caught trying to have sex with your daughter in law

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  • fetuswithaids November 9, 2009

    Is he done yet?

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  • xsalvagex November 9, 2009

    Guess it was his turn to cook...He just didn't make the cut.

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  • sexynappy November 9, 2009

    i told u dont mess with me,now take dat ha ha

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  • boredshitless November 9, 2009

    should have took her to tgi fridays

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  • country_girrl November 10, 2009

    Hey Shiney! The cake biz is great, in a recession, people still want to pay for cake! LOL, good to see you..

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  • wulberdee November 10, 2009

    SHE SAY IT WAS SELF DEFENCE

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  • marsape November 10, 2009

    going over for dinner was an obvious miss steak...aaaaaaaaaaaahhahhahahahhahah, this is comment of the week fuckers...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahah

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  • marsape November 10, 2009

    ^well it was close until the source code fucked up and turned it into a pile of shit...thanks to Jay the "Programmer"

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  • jimmydcap January 30, 2010

    Oh you two were just friends "EH"

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  • gbaby666 May 20, 2011

    she told him not to put it in her ass he did it enyways look were it got u anal sex not fun

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  • grimreaper2012 July 18, 2011

    i guess every girl has her breaking point"

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