When you can't afford a turkey this thanksgiving, your sister in-law is the next best thing. I wonder what kind of stuffing and gravy they are going to be serving with her.
shut up woman get on my horse.
99 problems but a bitch aint 1
thats why bitches should triffle
Get it to the creek to mareanate. it make them nice and tender
She's Thankful she ain't gotta live there anymore.
^^^Or cook and make sammiches
Them wacky Mayans and their sun god rituals... maybe she shoulda been a Presbyterian.
That'll show a bitch to get out of line in Costa Rica!
Yo man, your sister and me didn't hit it off so good...............
shhhhh...quiet shes sleeping
I'd stuff her turkey
Bus stops... they'll kill you.
Whatever it takes to get a good Harvest.
mmmmm smothered in red sauce....thats real authentic asian qusine there.
I'm thinking she lost that fight with the turkey.
wtf its all dark meat
Turkey, hecho en mexico
Hmmm shame ... that stain will never get out.
It may be all dark meat but I'll still take some breasts.
IS SHE DEAD?