They Evidently Have Zero Safety Guidelines

Whatever airlines this fat ass has managed to get on should be one that you stay far away from. There is no way in hell this is up to the Safety standards other airlines are forced to use. Now that you have to pay for your bagged I wonder if this fat ass had to pay for all of his extra weight.

47 Comments
  • gurtman23 November 30, 2009

    charge the fat bastard for 2 seats

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  • tebo78 November 30, 2009

    no words to describe that...

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  • bulldognuts November 30, 2009

    This fucker should be riding on a freight train.

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  • meatgrinder666 November 30, 2009

    hey its jade!!

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  • sirpoonius November 30, 2009

    No way your getting a drink cart through there.

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  • shmole November 30, 2009

    i am sorry sir but we will have to charge you extra for the extra baggage

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  • Jay D. November 30, 2009

    I think he was on our flight back from Denver. The plane was listing to the right the whole time too.

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  • emoney350 November 30, 2009

    You can't block an exit like that. Thats a fire hazard.

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  • mckrafty November 30, 2009

    Nice kankles.

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  • killkenny November 30, 2009

    Somebody supersized him.

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  • acdcfan November 30, 2009

    should put him in the front in case of a wreck, he could be the airbag

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  • khaslave November 30, 2009

    (Cartman)I'm not fat, I'm big boned!

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  • madmuthafuka November 30, 2009

    Harpoon

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  • sleeko November 30, 2009

    Stop your whinning. He paid extra for that aisle seat.

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  • emoney350 November 30, 2009

    If he wasn't gay before this trip he is now after being anal raped by the armrest for the whole trip.

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  • thunderbutt November 30, 2009

    Center of gravity

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  • corezonedotcom November 30, 2009

    fatass floatation device

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  • bucknuts November 30, 2009

    That arm rest must be 1/2 way up his arse!!!!!

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  • unibanger73 November 30, 2009

    hes not huge...everyone else pictured is a midget.

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  • tippytoekiller November 30, 2009

    i think the airlines is using him as a counter blanance to help reduce turbulance

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  • ondaquadra November 30, 2009

    what happens when wheels bar will pass?

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  • madamink November 30, 2009

    Poor guy sitting next to him ... bet that dude smells like wet cheese.

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  • pregnpissed November 30, 2009

    Did you mean leaning to the right? Jay?

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  • tjtazz November 30, 2009

    "I Want ALL The Snacks or I Walk To The Front Of Te Plane !"

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  • rodgtard November 30, 2009

    people should have walking by making him get up every 30 seconds. wear the ass off him.

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  • khaslave November 30, 2009

    Notice the arm rest is down. EWWW!

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  • bayrat November 30, 2009

    Pregnpissed in nautical terminology be it aero or aqua to list means the same as to lean. a boat or aeroplane lict to starboard (right) or port (left).In Jays case however I'm sure the plane was fine and he was sideways.

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  • bayrat November 30, 2009

    list , sorry.

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  • crazywitch November 30, 2009

    lol @ tjtazz

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  • thoward November 30, 2009

    i sure hope that they charged him extra

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  • drunkard November 30, 2009

    He was transfered over from U-Haul airlines.

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  • wickedwithin November 30, 2009

    He'd be better off in the cargo hold-

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  • shineyfeathers November 30, 2009

    Bet they flew in circles the whole time.

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  • ryan187 November 30, 2009

    i would be piss off, that fat fuck probably smells like italian hoagies

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  • jerryjackoff November 30, 2009

    ^Italian hoagies?? I was thinking rancid unwashed ass mixed with slimy pit sweat and a slight tinge of piss from his unwashed dudlies.

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  • zach81 November 30, 2009

    the guy next to him is pissed off, yet has a strange craving for italian hoagies

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  • fetuswithaids November 30, 2009

    How will they land the plane when it's leaning to the right?

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  • twirler November 30, 2009

    Fluffy?

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  • rodeye2 November 30, 2009

    He's going to get a cart up the ass apon decent.

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  • rodeye2 November 30, 2009

    The plane can't take off until all seatbelts are fastened.....good luck with that.

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  • douche101 November 30, 2009

    pigs can fly

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  • wargod November 30, 2009

    "dumbo" could fly with only a magic feather, I'm not impressed. Now get off the plane fatass!

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  • shittybitchy December 1, 2009

    Again with the pictures of my ex-husband. How'd he fit in that little door?

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  • wulberdee December 3, 2009

    WHERES HE GONNA GO FOR A PISS. THERES NO WAY HE GONNA FIT IN THE CUBICLE

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  • ohwickedwendi December 4, 2009

    That's when you start putting the portly passenger in the cargo hold.

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  • jimmydcap February 3, 2010

    DAMN!! not fluffy!!

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  • f-ficient May 16, 2010

    If he can get on a plane so should Kevin Smith. :p

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