When A Blow Up Doll Just Won't Cut It

Too lame to get a real life girlfriend, yet you want more than just a typical blow up doll? Well my loser friend we have just the thing for you. Real Life dolls, completely customizable to fit your every desire. Please do remember that these ladies are not actual humans they are dolls, but in your own demented mind they can be whatever you want.

50 Comments
  • sexynappy December 3, 2009

    first

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  • ryan187 December 3, 2009

    ha look at how happy that fucker is loving his doll, what a douch

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  • thoward December 3, 2009

    no thank you I still prefer my right hand an when I want some strange I will use my left

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  • sexynappy December 3, 2009

    that guy must love his job

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  • ryan187 December 3, 2009

    hey v who gives a flying fuck if your first or last, asshole

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  • captnhook76 December 3, 2009

    sad, very sad..

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  • madmuthafuka December 3, 2009

    She has the same expression a real woman would with his head on her shoulder.

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  • creek December 3, 2009

    And you dont have to buy this one diamonds or give her half your shit when you get caught fuckin her sister.....

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  • crusader December 3, 2009

    if you do not have what you like then you fuck what you buy

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  • gurtman23 December 3, 2009

    i got one of those, the sex is great but it wont make me dinner or get me a beer.

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  • dwidoderally December 3, 2009

    i saw a vid on you tube bout this gay dud aka doll luver , if ill find it ill post .

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  • emoney350 December 3, 2009

    I wonder if there is a guy that test them all before they ship.

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  • ludenlasivius December 3, 2009

    Thoward's just upset that there's not a shoe in sight.

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  • willylickaball December 3, 2009

    ^^^He's upset because he got fired from his job as the quality control inspector at this plant after throughing his back out.

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  • yeayeayea December 3, 2009

    She will only use her mouth for the one important thing: your cock.

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  • corezonedotcom December 3, 2009

    black dicks, white chicks?

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  • mexican_pride December 3, 2009

    Hope Santa brings me mine. i had it on my list

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  • addictedtothc December 3, 2009

    I wonder if they have layaway?

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  • thoward December 3, 2009

    Hey just because I threw my back out does not meen I quit. I was fired for leaveing them dirty when they got shiped out.

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  • khaslave December 3, 2009

    Fat chicks are less embarrassing to be caught riding.Gigity.

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  • swizzle December 3, 2009

    Do they cum in BBW sizes? I'm in the market for a new boat.

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  • bayrat December 3, 2009

    The only white girl he'll ever get.

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  • thoward December 3, 2009

    if he could get any girl at all he would not need the doll

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  • hymenblaster December 3, 2009

    With my luck, the doll will ask me to marry it before I can fuck her.

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  • wulberdee December 3, 2009

    IS THAT HUGGY BEAR WITH THAT DOLL?

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  • thunderbutt December 3, 2009

    looks so real with that purple hair

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  • awwyeaa December 3, 2009

    they can't say NO!

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  • twirler December 3, 2009

    Unlike A wife you onlt have to pay for it 1 time..

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  • drunkard December 3, 2009

    Reading this company's help wanted ad must be hilarious.

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  • killkenny December 3, 2009

    I need a sammich.

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  • unibanger73 December 3, 2009

    i love you baby.....but im alergic to latex.

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  • zmre December 3, 2009

    Tiger Woods should have bought one of these.

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  • acdcfan December 3, 2009

    I'm so pissed right now!! I ordered one of these and to my surprise it was crusty, did someone try her out before I did?

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  • jerryjackoff December 3, 2009

    Damn some fuckers need to visit a brothel occasionally.

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  • beem December 3, 2009

    i want one o.o''

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  • mobliz December 3, 2009

    i wonder why all their legs are spread open... ohhhh....

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  • bronson210 December 3, 2009

    I'll have one with 6 tits, 2 assholes and fuck it why not 5 pussyholes, maam

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  • angel78 December 3, 2009

    I want one of those but minus the boobs and pussy and hopefully it will come with a big fat cock

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  • boredshitless December 3, 2009

    reminds me of a playboy playmate... completely fake but some men enjoy paying alot of money to see them

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  • ohwickedwendi December 3, 2009

    Do y'all KNOW how much those things cost?? That's like over a months pay, depending on the life-likeness.

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  • ink December 3, 2009

    i wonder cud they make me a fat conjoined chick with a hot siamese sister

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  • rodeye2 December 4, 2009

    $5000 but still cheaper than a real woman.

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  • madamink December 4, 2009

    $5000 and you get to say the phrase "Hey I'm gonna go play with my doll" ...

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  • marsape December 4, 2009

    downfall is they don't cook, winfall is they don't talk

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  • slippy December 4, 2009

    Nigga finally got him a white girl

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  • rodeye2 December 5, 2009

    When I get mine I'm going to name her madamink,my wife said I could get one as long as she gets a new car.

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  • psychoscumphuc December 5, 2009

    I'd fuck on of them

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  • edimk28 January 2, 2010

    just wait soon they will move and talk to !

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  • dayna-saur March 31, 2010

    That guy was on an episode of Taboo.

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  • kaptin_howdy June 7, 2010

    LAST......For the time being. pompompoooooom

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