King and Queen of 2009 Worst Fake Tan Competition

You have to really hand it to the lady here. Wow, did you really use a roller to paint your fucking face? Why in God's good name did you think this even remotely looks attractive? It's more sad than anything else. And dude, what the hell? You are one shade away from a different race.

34 Comments
  • khaslave December 5, 2009

    Wife swap?

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  • ink December 5, 2009

    people say there racist but minstrels are funny as fuck

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  • khaslave December 5, 2009

    New race, The poo people.

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  • killkenny December 5, 2009

    ^The Japs are gonna love it khaslave!^

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  • jmgenocide December 5, 2009

    that's the bitch from gold finger

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  • kingdingaling December 5, 2009

    fucking wiggers!

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  • thunderbutt December 5, 2009

    Uglier than a jar of smashed assholes

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  • khaslave December 5, 2009

    @killkenny

    , new Jap porn stars!

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  • vdpalmwhore December 5, 2009

    rob zombie and tiger woods!

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  • vdpalmwhore December 5, 2009

    hah-hah... wife swap is the best

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  • madmuthafuka December 5, 2009

    And now it time to play WHO WANTS TO BE A NIGGER!

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  • thoward December 5, 2009

    that is the stupidest shit I have ever seen someone do to them selves

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  • ryan187 December 5, 2009

    the funny thing is these ppl actually thing they look good like that

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  • sirpoonius December 5, 2009

    Only a nig would wear a shirt and tie like that.

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  • shineyfeathers December 5, 2009

    Ah the old Mystic Tan...for those who strive to look like a wooden table.

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  • fookyu_fookme December 5, 2009

    well that's one way to have an interracial relationship without having to actually stoop that low

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  • drunkard December 5, 2009

    That's one way to recycle used motor oil.

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  • willylickaball December 5, 2009

    It's good to see Todd and Tammy Taint made it the class reunion but I had no idea Tammy married Ben White and Todd married his sister Blanche.

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  • acdcfan December 5, 2009

    I would stay home if my Wife did shit like this

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  • ouch December 5, 2009

    Hey Tim Now can we say NIGGER? LMAO !!!

    Crazy Blackers Pow pOw poW!

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  • bayrat December 5, 2009

    The girl in the white sweater is hot in that soccer mom kinda way or maybe it's just me.

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  • madamink December 5, 2009

    Ahahaha poo people.

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  • jerryjackoff December 5, 2009

    The ugly bitch in the 1st pic has been rolled in dog shit i think...Bet she smells the same too.

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  • unibanger73 December 5, 2009

    thats very attractive....now gimme back my shoe polish.

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  • ohwickedwendi December 5, 2009

    Act now, and you, too, can have "Poo-Tan" for $19.99--but that's not all....if you call right now, we will throw in the miniature paint roller!

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  • bacuda December 6, 2009

    i tan to cover up my hidious personality!

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  • boredshitless December 6, 2009

    look like they use their heads for plungers

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  • madmuthafuka December 6, 2009

    Comment of the week willy!

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  • rodeye2 December 6, 2009

    You can't hide your browneye that way.

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  • bronson210 December 6, 2009

    damn that hoe bitch is golder than a motherfucker

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  • leadfoot December 6, 2009

    Great rack on the white woman .

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  • wulberdee December 7, 2009

    THE WOMAN IN THE BOTTOM PIC HAS A NICE PAIR OF TITS.

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  • anabanana May 22, 2010

    is that sammy sosa ? i wonder

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  • blowsmoke November 14, 2010

    The girl on top's skin is the same color as shit

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