My First Tazer

You know we love tazers around here. That being said, if we had kids, they would be one of these for Christmas. No fucking doubt. Sure Mom might not want it, but to see the look on Little Jay's face as he opens up a Tazer is priceless. That boy would love you forever. Not to mention he would shock the shit out of you forever too.

27 Comments
  • theone00 December 7, 2009

    The kids are ready to kick you ass now...better be nice!

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  • theone00 December 7, 2009

    *your

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  • thoward December 7, 2009

    Just what every Jr cop needs.

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  • khaslave December 7, 2009

    I's not a gun,

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  • killkenny December 7, 2009

    Kiddie cops. Might as well get him a badge and a dickhead personality too.

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  • kingdingaling December 7, 2009

    Now that's a shocker!

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  • khaslave December 7, 2009

    Holy shit, the space thief is real!

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  • khaslave December 7, 2009

    It's not a gun so your insane liberal mom says it's OK!

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  • khaslave December 7, 2009

    The "warning" reads, if you use this on a cop they will shoot you!

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  • willylickaball December 7, 2009

    I would be shocked if someone bought this for my kid.

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  • 1978 December 7, 2009

    Thats one way of dumbing your kid down!

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  • thoward December 7, 2009

    His little sister is in for the Shock of her life

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  • unibanger73 December 7, 2009

    no dad you go to YOUR room......

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  • shineyfeathers December 7, 2009

    You'd think every kid who got one would put themselves out curious if it works. "Touch it to your tongue Billy!"

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  • emoney350 December 7, 2009

    You can use it for potty training. Sit them on the toilet then shock the shit out of them.

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  • helgore666 December 7, 2009

    that kid looks like a blow-up doll

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  • acdcfan December 7, 2009

    no Bitch, you make my bed

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  • bacuda December 7, 2009

    You know the first thing he is gonna do...Tazer his nuts...Thanks JackAss....

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  • ohwickedwendi December 7, 2009

    I'm gonna get one and tazer my ex husband's nuts--then he can't procreate anymore.

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  • jerryjackoff December 7, 2009

    Bacuda, thats the first thing I would do! Good hurt you see?

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  • bacuda December 8, 2009

    Maybe it will remove all the hair...I hate shaving my balls....

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  • drunkard December 8, 2009

    Little Billy is actually looking forward to visiting the principal's office this time.

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  • ryan187 December 8, 2009

    surprised it wasn't a black kid in the picture

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  • wuda_fuc86 December 8, 2009

    Kid looks like he has it jammed on his nutsack...

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  • marsape December 8, 2009

    MADE IN BRONX

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  • wulberdee December 11, 2009

    I WANT ONE

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  • psychoscumphuc December 11, 2009

    damn my sons b day is tommorow and i didnt get him one!!

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