I Believe I Can Fly

He sure as shit did believe he could fly. It's a shame that reality struck him in the form of pavement. Just take this as a lesson learned, humans can't fly without the assistance of some sort of parachute or wing suit.

40 Comments
  • crusader December 9, 2009

    NO!!....you can't moron

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  • dirtysanchez69 December 9, 2009

    LOL in picture one it looks like he is drawing his own chalk outline.

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  • crusader December 9, 2009

    but....nice try!!

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  • crusader December 9, 2009

    dolar bill panties......oooo...so sweet!!

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  • madmuthafuka December 9, 2009

    CPR and a bandaid or two and he will be like new.

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  • thoward December 9, 2009

    got me another pair of deck shoes. What takes blood stains out of leather?

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  • kingdingaling December 9, 2009

    Well he just "DID IT" according to his Nike socks

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  • khaslave December 9, 2009

    "So you think you can dance"The season finally!

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  • bayrat December 9, 2009

    Put a swellin' on his melon.

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  • hymenblaster December 9, 2009

    I don't think that stretching out is going to help.

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  • acdcfan December 9, 2009

    they just dont make Nike socks like they use too, no grip

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  • douche101 December 9, 2009

    walk it off pussy

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  • emoney350 December 9, 2009

    He should have put his hands out instead of grabbing his balls when he did the splits. Then he wouldn't have hit his head.

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  • jmgenocide December 9, 2009

    this guy break danced him self to death i think

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  • slipdry December 9, 2009

    i have those same socks

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  • wally707cali December 9, 2009

    FUCK KILLKENNY

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  • ohwickedwendi December 9, 2009

    Just say "NO" to break-dancing with machete's.

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  • ohwickedwendi December 9, 2009

    Oh, and wally...STFU. If I wanted to listen to an asshole talk, I'd eat some damn beans.

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  • helgore666 December 9, 2009

    looks like hes warmin up for a jog in first pic

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  • bucknuts December 9, 2009

    Maaaan! he's so Tuff, He can bungee jump without a bungee Essa.........

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  • drunkard December 9, 2009

    At least the fall fixed his unibrow.

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  • ryan187 December 9, 2009

    nice boxers

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  • jerryjackoff December 9, 2009

    What a way to end up, in that position!

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  • killkenny December 9, 2009

    9.5/10 for the landing.

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  • unibanger73 December 9, 2009

    i saw James Brown do this move once....only he didnt die from from internal injuries

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  • welderman December 9, 2009

    line 'em up! we're doing this scene over until we get it rite!!

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  • bacuda December 9, 2009

    High dive for idiots!...rule numba 1 make sure its a swimming pool, not just wet concrete!

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  • madamink December 9, 2009

    Nice unibrow lift...

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  • wargod December 10, 2009

    what are the odds that he would land perfectly inside that chalk outline?

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  • wargod December 10, 2009

    oh-wally, shut the fuck up! contribute or leave! the wargod has spoken!

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  • mike8putang December 10, 2009

    wallie is just mad tht his date died

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  • marsape December 10, 2009

    wargod they drew the chalk line around after he hit the ground...dahh

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  • shimmery315 December 10, 2009

    he could of at least dressed up for the occasion.

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  • microedge December 10, 2009

    LMFAO

    "Dismount was ok, his form is phenominal, and wow, did he really stick that landing with a Stretching high Kick, the judges only gave him a 6.34, stating that his pick of costume and although using the theme "get money, dolla dolla bill yall" to the musical theme "I wanna be rich" counted against him. Too bad todays events only allow one jump. This is deff gonna hurt him on the leaderboard.

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  • righter December 11, 2009

    Ten Shin Han! lol

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  • wulberdee December 11, 2009

    that will be sore in the morning

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  • psychoscumphuc December 11, 2009

    pic 1, hes streching, getting ready for the real suicide leap

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  • bullsballs January 19, 2010

    He won the "Fit in the chalk outline" contest...

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  • mrblack_666 February 1, 2010

    jordan logo???? btw nice ayebrowns...

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  • cr4zy November 18, 2012

    good 4 him

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