Please Say a Dick Head Joke Now

I'm going to refrain from the dick head jokes. That's going to be your job. Ready, set, go!

55 Comments
  • khaslave December 21, 2009

    He's coming;no wait he's going.

    +1
  • corezonedotcom December 21, 2009

    He belongs in Mario Bros. 1UP!

    +3
  • khaslave December 21, 2009

    He can satisfy two woman at the same time.

    +0
  • sleeko December 21, 2009

    Muffin top?

    +1
  • corezonedotcom December 21, 2009

    ...i pitty the fool...

    +0
  • killkenny December 21, 2009

    Don't be fucking with his head.

    +1
  • conanica December 21, 2009

    Total dickhead

    +0
  • conanica December 21, 2009

    Missing link, perhaps?

    +0
  • shimmery315 December 21, 2009

    oompaloompas, where are they now?

    +0
  • crotchrocket December 21, 2009

    man is in a constant battle with his dick and his head this guy is the missing link!

    +0
  • kingdingaling December 21, 2009

    He's headed in the right direction!

    +0
  • yeayeayea December 21, 2009

    And his first name is Richard.

    +1
  • iluvkitty December 21, 2009

    I would hate to be the doctor who circumsized him.

    +0
  • iluvkitty December 21, 2009

    U can make a sweater out of his foreskin.

    +0
  • iluvkitty December 21, 2009

    Now woman can say "Give me head"

    +0
  • iluvkitty December 21, 2009

    Soooo, he has to bend over to take a piss.

    +0
  • iluvkitty December 21, 2009

    Is his beard the "Happy trail?"

    +0
  • iluvkitty December 21, 2009

    I bet all of his hats are made outta rubber.

    +0
  • iluvkitty December 21, 2009

    How confusing for this guy to be told to think with his head and not his dick.

    +0
  • iluvkitty December 21, 2009

    ok, ok, ok, sorry, no more. I am acting like a dickhead, like this guy here.

    +0
  • micarone December 21, 2009

    I see the dick, I see the pubic hair... But where's the BALLS?

    +0
  • tinaroxx December 21, 2009

    Talk about a mind fuck

    +0
  • richierich3786 December 21, 2009

    He was supposed to be the lead in Coneheads.

    +0
  • fetishit December 21, 2009

    Dick Dickinson

    +0
  • thoward December 21, 2009

    he is a real douchebag

    +0
  • creek December 21, 2009

    I would like to introduce MR. Richard Cranium

    +1
  • acdcfan December 21, 2009

    His Wife's head is shaped like a cunt

    +1
  • willylickaball December 21, 2009

    That's the worst case of helmet head I've ever seen

    +0
  • angel78 December 21, 2009

    Looks like my husband!!!

    +0
  • truckdriver December 21, 2009

    HE'S A RAGHEAD WHAT DO YOU EXPECT

    -1
  • bronson210 December 21, 2009

    trim the bush

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi December 21, 2009

    Now I'm really confused--which end is he thinking with when he's aroused NOW??

    +0
  • hymenblaster December 21, 2009

    Does he also turn into different colors when u choke him?

    +1
  • rocky71 December 21, 2009

    Mushroom. You're growing one.

    +0
  • fukedupasshole December 21, 2009

    Bet his name is richard

    -1
  • immortal December 21, 2009

    No matter what head he thinks with, He's still screwed!

    +0
  • thunderbutt December 21, 2009

    Geico rep

    +0
  • slipdry December 21, 2009

    that's Dick... of the cone head family

    +0
  • heath84 December 21, 2009

    Peter Head. I hope he not gay..

    +0
  • bucknuts December 21, 2009

    I can't see his blow hole on top.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

    +0
  • douche101 December 21, 2009

    hey dick

    +0
  • rodeye2 December 21, 2009

    Didn't move far up the evolution ladder.

    +0
  • ftwbiker December 21, 2009

    And now you know why all the Dune Coons wear towels on their heads.

    +0
  • wargod December 21, 2009

    when he sneezes, does jizz come out?

    +1
  • unibanger73 December 21, 2009

    Richard Noggin....

    +0
  • ryan187 December 22, 2009

    god is cruel fucker

    +0
  • wulberdee December 22, 2009

    POOR MAN

    +0
  • yousonofabitch December 22, 2009

    He always was a cocky son of a bitch.

    +0
  • snatchesmcgee December 22, 2009

    Bet he has a small dick

    +0
  • psychoscumphuc December 23, 2009

    Richard cranium

    -1
  • bayrat December 23, 2009

    It was only natural that all the elephants reacted well to Richard when he joined the circus.

    +0
  • ihavenosoul January 9, 2010

    head chairman for wal-mart

    +0
  • hammerdown February 3, 2010

    sometimes you just cant get ahead in life

    +0
  • f-ficient May 16, 2010

    Kimbo dick slice is that you?!

    +0
  • blowsmoke December 5, 2010

    THIS IS THE GUY FROM THAT SWEDISH VIDEO of the girl getting rammed by a bald guys head... Or at least I though it was his head at the time... Small wrold

    +0
 
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