Straight From My Home Collection

Figured I should not keep the secrets to living with a huge penis to myself. Here it is in all of its Glory. The official "Big Penis" bible. I should really make copies of this thing and start selling them on Craig's List.

29 Comments
  • havanutha January 20, 2010

    Obviously a book for the roommates of internet trolls.

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  • corezonedotcom January 20, 2010

    you can borrow this from our library anytime fuckers

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  • purpthechemist January 20, 2010

    lol

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  • boneyak January 20, 2010

    Hate to admit it but, I don't have that problem

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  • king7 January 20, 2010

    this should be a book for women...

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  • kingdingaling January 20, 2010

    I co-wrote that book!!

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  • hymenblaster January 20, 2010

    I have the "hard"cover.

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  • thoward January 20, 2010

    Do you have anything for the man that is hung like a stud chipmonk

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  • ryan187 January 20, 2010

    don't all you fags wish this was true

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  • thunderbutt January 20, 2010

    simple, find a big CUNT

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  • yeayeayea January 20, 2010

    Chapter 1: Using it to fuck women instead of men.

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  • ouch January 20, 2010

    If it’s a Chinese book it only means 4 inches and above

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  • awwyeaa January 20, 2010

    where can one purchase such a useful book?

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  • shimmery315 January 20, 2010

    ^^there are only 3 in existence.

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  • wuda_fuc86 January 20, 2010

    Black person prolly wrote it...

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  • unibanger73 January 20, 2010

    8 outa 10 men who purchesed this book didnt need it.

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  • kindashyguy200 January 20, 2010

    this book has helped me in so many ways in dealing with my "problem" of having an OMG

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  • rodeye2 January 20, 2010

    My penis needs to read this.

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  • welderman January 20, 2010

    no problem, igota 12" tounge

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  • beer_man January 20, 2010

    i need two!

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  • ohwickedwendi January 20, 2010

    Alright...who's gonna claim this book?

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  • willylickaball January 20, 2010

    I wouldn't beleave anything these two little dicks wrote.

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  • killkenny January 20, 2010

    Who wants to live with a big dick? Just kick him out & get a new roomie.

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  • tamponeater January 21, 2010

    i need the one about the tounge i gotta stubby chubby but i can lick my eye brows

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  • khaslave January 21, 2010

    It's only one page long. It says "BRAG!"

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  • psychoscumphuc January 21, 2010

    LOL

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  • godbluff January 21, 2010

    Hey! That's my unauthorized biography!

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  • bayrat January 21, 2010

    You really don't need a penis or a long tongue if you learn how to suck a pussy till' she gets a dent in the top of her head.

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  • wulberdee January 22, 2010

    THATS ONE BOOK I WONT HAVE TO READ

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