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A simple home improvement project turned into a disaster for this guy right here. It seemed his wife asked him to build a deck out back and well he got so close to finishing. After one too many beers though he slipped and fell neck first right onto a piece of wood. The lesson learned here is to leave this type of shit to the professionals, try to be a hero and you end up dead.

56 Comments
  • darkwestern January 27, 2010

    Worst toothpick ever.

    +4
  • yankeefan34 January 27, 2010

    thats putting your self in to ur work.....

    +1
  • yankeefan34 January 27, 2010

    do i have something stuck in my tooth??????

    +1
  • beergut January 27, 2010

    morning wood?

    +0
  • killkenny January 27, 2010

    He's board.

    -1
  • seanontop January 27, 2010

    It was a lil windy outside!

    +0
  • willylickaball January 27, 2010

    Well atleast they made a nice coffin out of the scrap lumber and painters paper.

    +0
  • bigmanwalking January 27, 2010

    he got wood watching that last cs clip.

    +0
  • bigmanwalking January 27, 2010

    that's either the inside of a coffin or the backseat of a car.

    +0
  • thoward January 27, 2010

    He was board to death

    +0
  • king7 January 27, 2010

    funny stuff

    +0
  • thespider January 27, 2010

    wheres bob villa when you need him?

    +0
  • fetishit January 27, 2010

    hahaaaa amazing...

    +0
  • johnfromohio1 January 27, 2010

    does this board make me look dead?

    +1
  • richierich3786 January 27, 2010

    Does this look infected?

    +0
  • thunderbutt January 27, 2010

    board with his job

    +0
  • bayrat January 27, 2010

    Jay I hope that's not the mexican you had helping with your remodel.

    +0
  • boneyak January 27, 2010

    Going outside during a tornado has it's drawbacks.

    +0
  • wardo56 January 27, 2010

    Odd box he is in...brown paper lined wooden crate

    +0
  • ryan187 January 27, 2010

    a board meeting

    +0
  • ouch January 27, 2010

    I’m on the fence on this one

    +0
  • king7 January 27, 2010

    ^^^^gay

    +0
  • drunkard January 27, 2010

    The board of education gave him a lesson he won't soon forget.

    +0
  • foxdog January 27, 2010

    that reminds me- i've got to stain my deck.

    +0
  • jaster1 January 27, 2010

    Gotta be a car accident,and yes he's GAY!

    +0
  • unibanger73 January 27, 2010

    he's benn jackin his lumber since his chain saw you!!!!

    +0
  • rodgtard January 27, 2010

    the yellafella wont be ridin anymore

    +0
  • welderman January 27, 2010

    blowjob...not boardjob.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi January 27, 2010

    He got board one day

    +0
  • cellule January 27, 2010

    This gay jumped the fence but like all other gays he had to suck it after.

    +0
  • rockbox898 January 27, 2010

    thats some fucked up shit right there!!

    +0
  • truckingman January 27, 2010

    Tornado Damage!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • truckingman January 27, 2010

    Well the alcohol made it a painless death...

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • khaslave January 28, 2010

    Don't go down on the wood.

    +0
  • mobliz January 28, 2010

    ehh... not the first time he's had wood near his mouth...

    +0
  • wargod January 28, 2010

    i woodn't dare try this myself

    +0
  • tamponeater January 28, 2010

    retard faggot when they said suck wood he took them litteraly

    +0
  • tamponeater January 28, 2010

    btw its fake

    +0
  • mike8putang January 28, 2010

    looks like he poped a woody

    +0
  • 1sicfuc January 28, 2010

    He looks board as shit!

    +0
  • tropby January 28, 2010

    Something like owned

    +0
  • creek January 28, 2010

    He is all Decked out

    +0
  • wulberdee January 28, 2010

    IM SURE HIS NAME IS STAN BOARDMAN

    +0
  • dirtybiker January 28, 2010

    ouch

    +0
  • ktutt January 28, 2010

    it's fake!

    +0
  • heyoka January 29, 2010

    Explosion related I bet. When wood becomes shrapnel.

    +0
  • muangabung January 29, 2010

    Gotta luv all the board jokes!I agree with tampon,it is fake,see the ketchup?

    +0
  • meatgrinder666 January 29, 2010

    wheres al to bail you out when you need him? is he still on family feud?

    +0
  • ilovealiens February 2, 2010

    that sucks so damn bad.

    +0
  • apollote March 28, 2010

    did he died?

    -1
  • dickerson December 15, 2010

    might want to have a doctor look at that splinter, it looks infected.

    +0
  • stevenh915 April 26, 2011

    being a carpenter myself i "wood" say that its "american red wood" , "face'ia board" , hur hur hur . . . . carpenter jokes eh. . . i have more. . . .wait were are you going? . . . come back . . . pfff fucking cunts . . .

    +0
  • tronic May 29, 2011

    this guys taken planking to the next level

    +0
  • shelley_london June 24, 2011

    Bit of a pain getting the shirt off over his head , it needs a good washing now has a nasty stain on it .

    +0
  • granverga December 29, 2011

    The funniest joke on here is Apollote asking "did he died"? WTF!?!?!?!? No, mother fucker, he didn't die, he's working as a safety manager at the local lumber mill!!!!

    +0
  • l25 December 5, 2013

    It looks like my After Shave smells " Wood & Fucked up Masculine "

    +0
 
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