Tims How To : Poor Mans Sex Toy

Are you one of those guys who just can't seem to get laid even if his life depended on it? Work an average job so you can't afford a hooker or some fancy self-sex toy. This How-To will change your life my friend. With a couple products, common to any household. You can have yourself a sex toy within minutes.

43 Comments
  • ryan187 February 1, 2010

    use a glove, lube and a tube sock you douch

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  • snatchesmcgee February 1, 2010

    first

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  • willylickaball February 1, 2010

    Thanks Tim you just saved me $39.99

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  • slipdry February 1, 2010

    fuck that, just jerk in the shower = no mess to clean up

    -1
  • spanner February 1, 2010

    Tim, you are poor indeed

    -1
  • khaslave February 1, 2010

    Tim tested and approved!

    +2
  • format187 February 1, 2010

    Bubble wrap??? You must be used to bumpy pussies (or assholes)

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  • thundermug February 1, 2010

    I would have used aluminum foil, but that's just me.

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  • goatweed February 1, 2010

    if you jerk off with soap do you need to wash your hands when your done??????

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  • peckhead February 1, 2010

    Tim, Will it also work with brillo pads??

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  • thespider February 1, 2010

    thats a none pussy gettin nanny goat fuckin sorry excuse....

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  • johnfromohio1 February 1, 2010

    Po' man's pocket pussy.

    +1
  • killkenny February 1, 2010

    It has a bubbly personality.

    +1
  • thoward February 1, 2010

    Tim needs to get a girl friend.

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  • willylickaball February 1, 2010

    ^^^He made this because his last gf Elaine said he wasn't sponge worthy.

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  • chupamiverga February 1, 2010

    tim gave it a creampie

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  • ouch February 1, 2010

    It works FASTER with as picture of Jay taped to the bottle

    +4
  • unibanger73 February 1, 2010

    back in the joint these were called "a betty"

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  • iluvkitty February 1, 2010

    lil' dick, poor man's pocket pussy. I would need a three litter bottle.

    -3
  • fetishit February 1, 2010

    ^ shoved into your ass...

    +6
  • fredex3062 February 1, 2010

    be like the rough end of a ragmans trumpet

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  • purpthechemist February 1, 2010

    Tim has one in every color

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  • purpthechemist February 1, 2010

    But he prefers 2 black sponges

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  • bronson210 February 1, 2010

    The Original Mexican FleshLight

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  • boneyak February 1, 2010

    Dam! I already been to wal mart today. I'll add to my list of supplies on my next run.

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  • drunkard February 1, 2010

    You couldn't get her to use the sponge, so you might as well use two yourself.

    +1
  • wally707cali February 1, 2010

    wow TIM i can tell you were desperate for pussy but i mean dam! you must have put a lot of thought into this!lmfao TIM you are pathetic! i dont even know hoe JAY deals with you! lmfao

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  • ohwickedwendi February 1, 2010

    I dare a woman to try to pop all that bubble wrap.

    +1
  • cellule February 1, 2010

    ...and you shove that up your ass?

    +0
  • fetuswithaids February 1, 2010

    A lifer's soulmate.

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  • pizzapie February 1, 2010

    Does it have a spunk drain?

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  • wargod February 2, 2010

    finally, add some broken glass for a reverse nom nom monster

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  • whyme February 2, 2010

    very nice i actually have one and i use it whem my girls havin her period, just fill the bottle with some jerk off lotion

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  • getfucked February 2, 2010

    I already have a hand thanks, 2 actually!

    -2
  • pandochka February 2, 2010

    I suppose the really hardcore bastards tape the sponges on the OUTSIDE of the bottle.

    +0
  • wulberdee February 2, 2010

    ILL STICK TO SHAGGING THE WIFE THANKS

    +0
  • rodeye2 February 2, 2010

    No thanks,nothing is tighter than my fist.

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  • kane February 2, 2010

    crazyshit/forum/index.php?t=msg&goto=700158&&srch= fleshlight#msg_700158

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  • carnutts4sure February 2, 2010

    I guess Jay's asshole just isn't doing it for you anymore Tim ?

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  • tamponeater February 3, 2010

    yea this works

    +0
  • corpsey February 3, 2010

    The sad thing is, I'm sure all of these guys did this.

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  • killpretty632 February 3, 2010

    narly

    -1
  • dragonegro67 February 5, 2010

    god to have wen there is no pussy around!,. as a back up!,..

    +0
 
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