Tims How To : Poor Mans Sex Toy
Are you one of those guys who just can't seem to get laid even if his life depended on it? Work an average job so you can't afford a hooker or some fancy self-sex toy. This How-To will change your life my friend. With a couple products, common to any household. You can have yourself a sex toy within minutes.
use a glove, lube and a tube sock you douch
first
Thanks Tim you just saved me $39.99
fuck that, just jerk in the shower = no mess to clean up
Tim, you are poor indeed
Tim tested and approved!
Bubble wrap??? You must be used to bumpy pussies (or assholes)
I would have used aluminum foil, but that's just me.
if you jerk off with soap do you need to wash your hands when your done??????
Tim, Will it also work with brillo pads??
thats a none pussy gettin nanny goat fuckin sorry excuse....
Po' man's pocket pussy.
It has a bubbly personality.
Tim needs to get a girl friend.
^^^He made this because his last gf Elaine said he wasn't sponge worthy.
tim gave it a creampie
It works FASTER with as picture of Jay taped to the bottle
back in the joint these were called "a betty"
lil' dick, poor man's pocket pussy. I would need a three litter bottle.
^ shoved into your ass...
be like the rough end of a ragmans trumpet
Tim has one in every color
But he prefers 2 black sponges
The Original Mexican FleshLight
Dam! I already been to wal mart today. I'll add to my list of supplies on my next run.
You couldn't get her to use the sponge, so you might as well use two yourself.
wow TIM i can tell you were desperate for pussy but i mean dam! you must have put a lot of thought into this!lmfao TIM you are pathetic! i dont even know hoe JAY deals with you! lmfao
I dare a woman to try to pop all that bubble wrap.
...and you shove that up your ass?
A lifer's soulmate.
Does it have a spunk drain?
finally, add some broken glass for a reverse nom nom monster
very nice i actually have one and i use it whem my girls havin her period, just fill the bottle with some jerk off lotion
I already have a hand thanks, 2 actually!
I suppose the really hardcore bastards tape the sponges on the OUTSIDE of the bottle.
ILL STICK TO SHAGGING THE WIFE THANKS
No thanks,nothing is tighter than my fist.
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I guess Jay's asshole just isn't doing it for you anymore Tim ?
yea this works
The sad thing is, I'm sure all of these guys did this.
narly
god to have wen there is no pussy around!,. as a back up!,..