Get Your Swim Fins and dive in

I'm from South Florida, and when we want to go swimming, we just head over to the beach for a dip. When you are up north, have been drinking all day, and snowed in. You want to go for a dip, you just strap on your fins and goggles and dive in. I have to say though, you dick has probably never been madder at you. He's going to hide from you for the next few weeks.

29 Comments
  • format187 February 8, 2010

    Well, it'll be 3 days till he see's his balls again

    +3
  • khaslave February 8, 2010

    That lump in your throat isn't the mumps.

    -1
  • cellule February 8, 2010

    New and improved 3/4 Hoe-power snowblower!

    -1
  • boneyak February 8, 2010

    Waiting for high tide?

    -1
  • corezonedotcom February 8, 2010

    sperm whale

    +0
  • bigmanwalking February 8, 2010

    damn carnies

    -3
  • 2indastink February 8, 2010

    legalise spunk diving.

    -2
  • bigmanwalking February 8, 2010

    what would jesus do?

    fart in his snorkel

    -1
  • thoward February 8, 2010

    He is used to swimming around in white stuff

    +0
  • op3sk-mx February 8, 2010

    why no throws water that whale hole?

    -2
  • mrbone February 8, 2010

    I assume he doesn't want kids.

    -1
  • mrbone February 8, 2010

    He'll be pissing ice cubes for the next few hours!

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi February 8, 2010

    It's only 954 mi. to the sea...keep swimming, little buddy!

    -1
  • thunderbutt February 8, 2010

    no thanks

    -1
  • thundermug February 8, 2010

    The Canadian version of The Great Barrier Reef.

    +0
  • wulberdee February 8, 2010

    HE WILL BE A SHE FOR A FEW DAYS

    -1
  • willylickaball February 8, 2010

    Looks like cabin fever has set in on Rodgtard

    -1
  • tnt February 8, 2010

    Swimming the great reef of alaska he came acrossa dogturd from the late fall

    +0
  • jehuty540 February 8, 2010

    you sank my battle ship!!!!

    -1
  • drunkard February 8, 2010

    Jack Cousteau loses his marbles.

    -1
  • killkenny February 8, 2010

    Snow way I'd do that.

    -2
  • ryan187 February 8, 2010

    what a fucking retard

    +1
  • coorslightking February 8, 2010

    what a meathead !

    -2
  • welderman February 8, 2010

    acid,it's still for fools.

    -1
  • mobliz February 9, 2010

    jim bob's on the herione again mama

    -1
  • tamponeater February 9, 2010

    that is how you make a dickcicle

    -1
  • iluvkitty February 9, 2010

    I would bury my face in snow too if I was an Indianapolis Colts fan.

    +0
  • lovexxkiller February 9, 2010

    free willy?

    +0
  • asstronutman February 10, 2010

    That is probably a cousin of mine.

    +0
 
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