At this college you better invest in a nice quick cleanup method to masturbate. If you are caught masturbating in the shower, you will be expelled and probably publicly humiliated.
So re-name the place Wanker U.
leave it to some idiot to blow his load and clog a pipe.
They've been telling us to go "green" for years; now they want guys to go back to tissue paper. Think of all those trees.
Might I suggest co-ed showers?
This was made like 4 years ago and people keep printing new ones, I'd classify this as a repost.
Hey when you gotta fap you gotta fap
Only in England could this be real.
my middle school had same problem in the teacher's restroom
now this would be a shitty job, not only would u have to separate the semen collected from clogs, but u would have to collect it from each horny ass donor.
If I was a student here, I would clog it over and over till they came and got my "sample"
dam how coagulated is ur jizz to clot a drainage pipe
I'm with willy on this one,seems the only plauseble solution.
Great now all the fags will be holding up the shower line sucking the drains clean!
What about the toilets??
And can you get any type of foot infection from that shit??
But if i don't pull it nobody else is going to
wow, thats like telling a fat person they cant eat... it just has to be done
Hey Man! What if I'm just washing my dick off from fucking!
maybe they left the sperm IN the condoms
Thats why I wear flip flops in the shower, even at my house
WTMF"BF? How can seminal fluid clog that university's shower drains and is it physically possible??
Confused, Robert Hallock
Tell her to swallow. Problem solved.
A valid point 831cali, but why use condoms to masterbate in the shower?? I am still confused...
The diameter of a shower drain and pipe is about one and a half to two inches; however, a diameter of toilet drain pipe is about three to four inches ohwickedwendi. Still this shit is Mother Fucking" fucked up....
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
I do not know the answer for that question ohwickedwendi.
Back when I was in college this letter would have just been a reason for MORE wacky time in the shower.
peter north university.
I'd just use the sinks.
I'm surprized that document isn't heavily clear coated with a big load.
Maybe it's the girls washing out their grummits..
It's gonna lead to mutant babies that do keg stands and play beer pong down at the treatment plant.
id hate to be the janitor in that dorm
spank spank wack wack piddle dittle wittle fiddle and the whores that spit..,.,.,.
UNDER CLOSE EXAMINATION!! sick fucks
DNA tests huh? Eh..I'm a gambler.
this sign is funny cus iv seen it posted at 2 other collage dorm rooms iv been to , word for word
shit wtf do they expect, when we need to squirt we have to do what we have to do