Strictly Enforced : No Masturbation Policy

At this college you better invest in a nice quick cleanup method to masturbate. If you are caught masturbating in the shower, you will be expelled and probably publicly humiliated.

38 Comments
  • killkenny February 17, 2010

    So re-name the place Wanker U.

    -1
  • hymenblaster February 17, 2010

    leave it to some idiot to blow his load and clog a pipe.

    -1
  • khaslave February 17, 2010

    They've been telling us to go "green" for years; now they want guys to go back to tissue paper. Think of all those trees.

    +0
  • willylickaball February 17, 2010

    Might I suggest co-ed showers?

    +7
  • darkwestern February 17, 2010

    This was made like 4 years ago and people keep printing new ones, I'd classify this as a repost.

    +0
  • 2indastink February 17, 2010

    wank-tastic.

    -1
  • tnt February 17, 2010

    Hey when you gotta fap you gotta fap

    -1
  • english666 February 17, 2010

    Only in England could this be real.

    +1
  • iluvkitty February 17, 2010

    my middle school had same problem in the teacher's restroom

    -1
  • iluvkitty February 17, 2010

    now this would be a shitty job, not only would u have to separate the semen collected from clogs, but u would have to collect it from each horny ass donor.

    +1
  • iluvkitty February 17, 2010

    If I was a student here, I would clog it over and over till they came and got my "sample"

    +1
  • unlimitdinches February 17, 2010

    dam how coagulated is ur jizz to clot a drainage pipe

    -1
  • bayrat February 17, 2010

    I'm with willy on this one,seems the only plauseble solution.

    -1
  • emoney350 February 17, 2010

    Great now all the fags will be holding up the shower line sucking the drains clean!

    +4
  • ohwickedwendi February 17, 2010

    What about the toilets??

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi February 17, 2010

    And can you get any type of foot infection from that shit??

    -1
  • thoward February 17, 2010

    But if i don't pull it nobody else is going to

    +0
  • slipdry February 17, 2010

    wow, thats like telling a fat person they cant eat... it just has to be done

    +0
  • drtyrell February 17, 2010

    Hey Man! What if I'm just washing my dick off from fucking!

    -1
  • 831cali February 17, 2010

    maybe they left the sperm IN the condoms

    -1
  • pizzapie February 17, 2010

    Thats why I wear flip flops in the shower, even at my house

    -1
  • truckingman February 17, 2010

    WTMF"BF? How can seminal fluid clog that university's shower drains and is it physically possible??

    Confused, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    -1
  • drunkard February 17, 2010

    Tell her to swallow. Problem solved.

    +1
  • truckingman February 17, 2010

    A valid point 831cali, but why use condoms to masterbate in the shower?? I am still confused...

    -1
  • truckingman February 17, 2010

    The diameter of a shower drain and pipe is about one and a half to two inches; however, a diameter of toilet drain pipe is about three to four inches ohwickedwendi. Still this shit is Mother Fucking" fucked up....

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    -1
  • truckingman February 17, 2010

    I do not know the answer for that question ohwickedwendi.

    -1
  • sikko February 17, 2010

    Back when I was in college this letter would have just been a reason for MORE wacky time in the shower.

    -1
  • unibanger73 February 17, 2010

    peter north university.

    -1
  • shineyfeathers February 17, 2010

    I'd just use the sinks.

    -1
  • rodeye2 February 17, 2010

    I'm surprized that document isn't heavily clear coated with a big load.

    +0
  • honkie365 February 18, 2010

    Maybe it's the girls washing out their grummits..

    +0
  • fetuswithaids February 18, 2010

    It's gonna lead to mutant babies that do keg stands and play beer pong down at the treatment plant.

    -1
  • unlimitdinches February 18, 2010

    id hate to be the janitor in that dorm

    +0
  • bucknuts February 18, 2010

    spank spank wack wack piddle dittle wittle fiddle and the whores that spit..,.,.,.

    -1
  • wulberdee February 18, 2010

    UNDER CLOSE EXAMINATION!! sick fucks

    -1
  • zenemy February 18, 2010

    DNA tests huh? Eh..I'm a gambler.

    -1
  • killergerbil February 18, 2010

    this sign is funny cus iv seen it posted at 2 other collage dorm rooms iv been to , word for word

    -1
  • ryan187 February 19, 2010

    shit wtf do they expect, when we need to squirt we have to do what we have to do

    +0
 
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