Sorry ladies, it's the law. No fat chicks in this house after 9 am. You will have to go graze somewhere else, until it's bar time. Where you can find some drunk guys to take you home for another good night of fun fatty fucking
That should be a law
I coulda got them in cuffs and out the door with a Twinkie...
looks like the whole of America is under arrest then.
Well we know it wasn't a METH house
They Robbed a Denny's
Miss, you've been charged with wearing a medium when you KNOW you're an xl. How do you plead?
could be worse . . . they coulda had ginger hair as well......fat carrot-tops are fucking bastards
The Muffin Top gang was captured at the home of Dolly Madisons where they were holding Captian Crunch and Sara Lee hostage.
must of been a bingo raid.
Looks like a fashion arrest to me
That cop is two twinkies from being arrested herself. And arrested for P.U., PUBLIC UGLINESS.
They had to lock em up it was the only way the cops could beat them to the donut shop in the morning.
yep, put them in jail, shes torturing her jeans
miss you're sentenced 25 to life on diet for destruction of police vehicle AND DON'T TELL ME THAT A POLICE CARS SHOULD HAVE MAXIMUM CAPACITY STICKER ON IT cause you're too FAT FOR EVEN A TANK!!!
Yes they are over weight but I dont mind a bbw from time to time.
There was a 3rd sister but they ate her.,.,.,
dibs on the first one......that self-estem crushing fat roll is a first class ticket to anything i want.
Oh yeah delicious
busted for assault and battery on a buffet.
That's discrimination, man!
"FAT WHORES HAVE SOULS TOO!"
They must've highjacked a truckload of rations headed to Haiti.
thats funny considering Jay D is fat too lol
One Fuck up law.
They ate their young.
I WOULD STILL GO THEM!!
Awwwwww cum on! Suck in your momm appron.
send those fat bitches to me