Busty Beached Whale

QUICK! Someone call the Environmental Protection Agency. I have spotted a beached whale and we must act quickly. She must get back into the water before all of her fat is seen by us humans. If we don't act soon there will be a mass amount of people puking in disgust.

37 Comments
  • 831cali February 25, 2010

    save the whales!!!

    +0
  • killkenny February 25, 2010

    Those tits are sneaking up on her.

    +1
  • malice February 25, 2010

    Lure it back to the ocean with a trail of Bon-bons

    +2
  • tnt February 25, 2010

    Is that a man or a woman? HUH.

    -1
  • willylickaball February 25, 2010

    Two big tits on a dead womens chest, whoo ho ho and you better make that tree bottles of rum, if you want me to fuck it.

    +0
  • thoward February 25, 2010

    Thats a rare hairless elbino polar bear

    +1
  • thundermug February 25, 2010

    Looks like OUJ dropped a few lbs.

    +1
  • format187 February 25, 2010

    ^^^ bout 75 lbs

    +1
  • 2indastink February 25, 2010

    you wanna salad chille sauce mate?

    +1
  • mike8putang February 25, 2010

    save a whale!! harpoon a fat chick

    +0
  • militantpig February 25, 2010

    Fat people need to stay inside and never come out. The rest of the world just doesnt need to see them. YUK!

    +0
  • gurtman23 February 25, 2010

    be happy its lying down if it stands up its gonna block out the sun

    +3
  • 2indastink February 25, 2010

    Put your left leg in

    your left leg out

    In

    out

    in

    out

    shake it all about.

    Do the Hokey-Cokey and you turn around

    That's what it's all about.

    I like Cokey

    I like Cokey

    I like Cokey

    Knees bent

    arms stretched

    rah

    rah

    rah.

    Put your right leg in

    your right leg out

    In

    out

    in

    out

    shake it all about. . . .

    Put your left arm in

    your left arm out

    In

    out

    in

    out

    shake it all about. . . .

    Put your right arm in

    your right arm out

    In

    out

    in

    out

    shake it all about. . . .

    I like Cokey

    I like Cokey

    I like Cokey

    Knees bent

    arms stretched

    rah

    rah

    rah.

    Put your whole self in

    your whole self out

    In

    out

    in

    out

    shake it all about. . . .

    I like Cokey

    I like Cokey

    I like Cokey

    Knees bent

    arms stretched

    rah

    rah

    rah.

    -1
  • thunderbutt February 25, 2010

    ban the stink!^^^^

    -1
  • emoney350 February 25, 2010

    Don't get too close they are known to kill their trainers.

    +2
  • godbluff February 25, 2010

    Damn Tim, that's fucked up to show Jay's vacation pics

    -1
  • kingdingaling February 25, 2010

    I smell bacon burning!

    +1
  • 2indastink February 25, 2010

    C'mon thunderpants, everyone loves a bit of the old hokey cokey!!!!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi February 25, 2010

    That's the fattest mermaid I've ever seen.

    +1
  • hoogivzachit February 25, 2010

    Somehow the term "Topless Beach" has suddenly lost its luster.

    +2
  • buttdarts February 25, 2010

    Quick, let's push her back in.....

    +1
  • drunkard February 25, 2010

    Hey! Stop hogging all the sun.

    +1
  • whogivesafuck February 25, 2010

    poor lady : (

    +0
  • unibanger73 February 25, 2010

    McSunbathing

    -1
  • ryan187 February 25, 2010

    i would rub some butter on those rolls and fuck them

    +0
  • rodeye2 February 25, 2010

    Thats one way to keep her face in the shade.

    +0
  • evil-christine February 26, 2010

    ATLEAST SHES GOT PINK NIPPLES HAHA

    +0
  • beem February 26, 2010

    MAN THE HARPOONS!!!

    -1
  • welderman February 26, 2010

    them nips r bout 2 form bowls in the sand.

    -1
  • crazycracker69 February 26, 2010

    I thought they locked up them killer whales

    -1
  • ghosthunter February 26, 2010

    Is that Kirsty Alley on the beach.

    +0
  • wulberdee February 26, 2010

    MY KIND OF WOMAN. A FAT MATURE WITH HUGE BREASTS

    +0
  • whites_r_fat February 26, 2010

    a fat white woman? show me something I don't see everyday god dammit

    -2
  • rodeye2 February 27, 2010

    ^^^yea, you wake up next to one every morning^^^

    +1
  • lorilee32 February 27, 2010

    That is Chaz Bono

    +0
  • ice_man72 July 18, 2010

    LRT'S ALL SUCK HER ASSHOLE!!

    +0
  • nogo July 31, 2010

    nothing says sexy like an underboob tan

    +0
 
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