This guy takes the prize for the most amazing love letter ever written. Technically it is a "I want you back" letter but whatever. The shit that this guy talks about had me laughing so fucking hard. Kudos to you my man, I hope Connie took you back!
Fuckin Awesome.....I'll be saving this to possibly use in the future
Poor Dan. He obviously misses his.....TV.
Ha ha, "throat yogurt" and "Cinnamon ring"...classic!
I couldn’t be fucked to read all that shit.
How did yall get my letter to my xwife?
You just don't fuck with a man's tv remote.
Good, but too goddam long.
All you people up above^^^^^^^ Quit fuckin' lying!!!! You know you couldn't of read the ENTIRE thing and then commented in the same day.
Dan the Man!
I couldn't be fucked to read all that shit.
That is the best thing Ive seen all day. Mutherfucking funny.HAHAHAHAHA
I didn't come onto crazyshit to read...
He forgot to tell her that he fucked her Mother 4 times!
Epic, totally worth reading!!
Thats the greatest shit I have ever read
That was fucking brilliant!
Ctrl C = COPY/ Ctrl V = paste.......... /file save as "when the kids move out letter"
I think his biggest weapon in this letter is to make her jealous, thats how he planned to get her back
2indastink... You need to know how to read past the first comma or period you come upon. I'd start with some type of childs book the letters are bigger for your stupid ass!
Poor Dan sounds heartbroken...I think Connie should take him back, and fuck him up the ass with a strapon...that would make him feel much better.
connie could write a thing or two....but him suspecting is so much more crushing.
LOL WENDI!! This letter been floating around the net for some time. Classic humor at it's best. "Cinnamon Ring"...LOL!
Dear Dan , I hate to spoil everything about your letter but , Connie has been at my house on a weekly routine even before you two were married taking my sausage in every way possible because although she needed your six figure income to buy us what we wanted all these years , seems you were blessed with a rather small penis . She has even brought your mom over a few times to lick the love juices from both our ass cracks during sex . And just for the record , your mom bakes one hell of an apple pie and can suck a mean dick with her dentures out ! Take care Dan .Yours truly , Sancho
Genius; this guy deserves the writer's guild award...
Singing: Connie's got a gun she's gonna get you,bang,bang.
This has been "Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy".
You had me at Eyes and Breasts.