Worlds Most Amazing Divorce/Love Letter

This guy takes the prize for the most amazing love letter ever written. Technically it is a "I want you back" letter but whatever. The shit that this guy talks about had me laughing so fucking hard. Kudos to you my man, I hope Connie took you back!

31 Comments
  • format187 March 9, 2010

    Fuckin Awesome.....I'll be saving this to possibly use in the future

    -2
  • killkenny March 9, 2010

    Poor Dan. He obviously misses his.....TV.

    +1
  • kingdingaling March 9, 2010

    Ha ha, "throat yogurt" and "Cinnamon ring"...classic!

    +14
  • aryan-rule March 9, 2010

    I couldn’t be fucked to read all that shit.

    -5
  • creek March 9, 2010

    How did yall get my letter to my xwife?

    -4
  • drunkard March 9, 2010

    You just don't fuck with a man's tv remote.

    +2
  • seabreeze March 9, 2010

    Good, but too goddam long.

    -6
  • buttdarts March 9, 2010

    All you people up above^^^^^^^ Quit fuckin' lying!!!! You know you couldn't of read the ENTIRE thing and then commented in the same day.

    +1
  • malice March 9, 2010

    Dan the Man!

    -1
  • 2indastink March 9, 2010

    I couldn't be fucked to read all that shit.

    -13
  • wardo56 March 9, 2010

    My hero

    -1
  • tnt March 9, 2010

    That is the best thing Ive seen all day. Mutherfucking funny.HAHAHAHAHA

    +1
  • nudrop March 9, 2010

    I didn't come onto crazyshit to read...

    -1
  • rush March 9, 2010

    He forgot to tell her that he fucked her Mother 4 times!

    +1
  • psycho666 March 9, 2010

    ok

    -1
  • revharris March 9, 2010

    Epic, totally worth reading!!

    +1
  • thoward March 9, 2010

    Thats the greatest shit I have ever read

    +1
  • fetishit March 9, 2010

    mmmm great...

    +1
  • yeknom March 9, 2010

    That was fucking brilliant!

    +1
  • ouch March 9, 2010

    Ctrl C = COPY/ Ctrl V = paste.......... /file save as "when the kids move out letter"

    +5
  • stoli March 9, 2010

    I think his biggest weapon in this letter is to make her jealous, thats how he planned to get her back

    -1
  • sikko March 9, 2010

    2indastink... You need to know how to read past the first comma or period you come upon. I'd start with some type of childs book the letters are bigger for your stupid ass!

    +5
  • ohwickedwendi March 9, 2010

    Poor Dan sounds heartbroken...I think Connie should take him back, and fuck him up the ass with a strapon...that would make him feel much better.

    +4
  • unibanger73 March 9, 2010

    connie could write a thing or two....but him suspecting is so much more crushing.

    +0
  • shineyfeathers March 9, 2010

    LOL WENDI!! This letter been floating around the net for some time. Classic humor at it's best. "Cinnamon Ring"...LOL!

    -1
  • rareranking March 10, 2010

    LMFAO~!

    +1
  • carnutts4sure March 10, 2010

    Dear Dan , I hate to spoil everything about your letter but , Connie has been at my house on a weekly routine even before you two were married taking my sausage in every way possible because although she needed your six figure income to buy us what we wanted all these years , seems you were blessed with a rather small penis . She has even brought your mom over a few times to lick the love juices from both our ass cracks during sex . And just for the record , your mom bakes one hell of an apple pie and can suck a mean dick with her dentures out ! Take care Dan .Yours truly , Sancho

    +0
  • jonathonnulph March 10, 2010

    Genius; this guy deserves the writer's guild award...

    +1
  • rodeye2 March 11, 2010

    Singing: Connie's got a gun she's gonna get you,bang,bang.

    -1
  • jphinfan86 March 11, 2010

    This has been "Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy".

    +1
  • deathfist March 11, 2010

    You had me at Eyes and Breasts.

    +1
 
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