Stabbed To Death

I swear officer, she came home and tripped on a shitload of knives that just happened to be sticking straight up. She then proceeded to run all over on them and get a couple stuck in her back. I promise you that I did not brutally murder my girlfriend by stabbing her to death.

24 Comments
  • buttdarts March 11, 2010

    I don't think they stitch up dead people. My vote is.... ALIVE!!!

    +8
  • willylickaball March 11, 2010

    Dress alterations should be left to trained professionals only.

    +0
  • darkwestern March 11, 2010

    Walk it off kid

    +1
  • format187 March 11, 2010

    I'll tell you what.... they should make Home Economics a 4 year course in high school for bitches, then maybe they'd get the food right and we wouldn't have to stab'em

    -6
  • skullkid81 March 11, 2010

    man i wish i had a girl with that many vaginas!!!!

    +5
  • tnt March 11, 2010

    Wheres my dinner bitch

    -2
  • killkenny March 11, 2010

    Dummy. That's not how ya do the splits.

    -3
  • dazzza March 11, 2010

    Acupuncture Extremism.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi March 11, 2010

    That's why you don't let the women cut the firewood.

    +0
  • wulberdee March 11, 2010

    WELCOME TO THE EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS MASSAGE PARLOUR.

    +0
  • pistolero March 11, 2010

    I wonder if thats hot sauce coming out instead of blood.

    +0
  • pizzapie March 11, 2010

    It looks like a child. Some sick fucker like 2indastink stabbed the shit out of it.

    +0
  • bucknuts March 11, 2010

    What da ya mean Dead??

    She's still takein in air..,.,.,.

    +0
  • fetishit March 11, 2010

    the worst haircut i've ever seen...

    +0
  • drunkard March 11, 2010

    Japanese hibachi chef school. Happens all the time.

    +0
  • jehuty540 March 11, 2010

    thats what happens when you talk back to your pimp in mexico

    -1
  • unibanger73 March 12, 2010

    Ya know what all battered women have in common?

    THEY JUST WONT FUCKING LISTEN!

    -1
  • ghosthunter March 12, 2010

    They do stitch up dead people.

    +0
  • ezileeoffended March 12, 2010

    Jesus Christ !!! All she fuckin asked for was a fucking labia piercing ??? What the fuck happened ???

    +0
  • ryan187 March 12, 2010

    nice pic

    +0
  • apollote March 28, 2010

    agreed, alive

    +0
  • blowsmoke November 12, 2010

    Ummmm of COURSE he didn't stab her to death SHE ISn"T DEAD.... At first I thought it was because you don't stitch up dead people but... I suppose we do don't we LOL but no dead person holds their hair out of the way to show their stitches!

    +0
  • blowsmoke November 12, 2010

    I was going to say that as well but then Ithought about it as you obviously didn't and I realized/remembered that we DO stich up dead people....... Think about it they wouldn't put her in a coffin like that or even an oven.... which is weird but true.......

    +0
  • dickerson January 4, 2011

    oh my god, her hair is ruined

    +0
 
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