Nipple Be-Gone

Have a nipple that you have been dying to get rid of? Dial 1-800-Nip-Gone and have your nipple removed today! Our doctor who is not certified by anyone will have you nippleless and on your way in under 20 minutes.

32 Comments
  • killkenny March 18, 2010

    He can use it as a foreskin. Looks about the right size for him.

    +2
  • corezonedotcom March 18, 2010

    retard fucker

    +2
  • willylickaball March 18, 2010

    He must be trading a tit for a tat.

    +11
  • cellule March 18, 2010

    He will use it to plugg one of his nostril's hole.

    +0
  • ninersfan2010 March 18, 2010

    id like a large pizza, extra cheeze...hold the pepperoni!

    +0
  • kingdingaling March 18, 2010

    Gay

    +1
  • scdtrd March 18, 2010

    I often wonder......

    1. Where do these people work?

    2. How much do they make?

    3. WTF are you thinking?

    4. Why?

    +2
  • 2indastink March 18, 2010

    Just remember kids, its only necrophilia if the grieving family catch you sucking their dead uncle off.

    -8
  • wardo56 March 18, 2010

    Ok thats it. I resign being gay. Imma join a convent.

    +0
  • tnt March 18, 2010

    Kill both of those mutherfuckers

    +1
  • dementiasfines March 18, 2010

    Well NOW he looks ridiculous

    +2
  • unlimitdinches March 18, 2010

    why why why

    +0
  • zombie March 18, 2010

    A beaver would have bitten it off for free

    +0
  • hardhead March 18, 2010

    and this fuckin douche bag is proud of this shit ??? i hope like hell this is not a growing fad cause i could not stand living in a world with a bunch of nippleless women !

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi March 18, 2010

    Cry out for attention much??

    +4
  • thundermug March 18, 2010

    Looks like he took "good-job-b-gone" and "common-sense-b-gone" a long time ago

    +1
  • godless1 March 18, 2010

    Men don't need nipples anyway. Fuck it.

    +0
  • hxcpanda13 March 18, 2010

    mmmm just what ever girl wants a fucked up looking Kyle XY

    +0
  • skydiver29 March 18, 2010

    after 2 nipples you get a free dick-be gone.

    +5
  • unibanger73 March 18, 2010

    never fear the purple nurple or texas titty twister again!

    +0
  • majdalenka March 18, 2010

    i love my nipples lol

    +0
  • ky420 March 18, 2010

    Fucking stupid freak.

    +1
  • rockinron March 19, 2010

    yummy tonights deep fried nipple chips night yahhhh!!

    +0
  • boredshitless March 19, 2010

    i love throwing magnets at these crazy fuckers

    +0
  • rodeye2 March 19, 2010

    He's going to look silly when he gets that boob job he always wanted.

    +0
  • micarone March 19, 2010

    Poor bastard... Removing your nipple doesn't help you get through the metal detector. For that you'll need a fucking face removal!

    +0
  • mobliz March 19, 2010

    fArEEaK!!

    +0
  • wuda_fuc86 March 19, 2010

    Hey cut the dude some slack...he donating it to his ol lady that had the radical masectomy...

    +0
  • welderman March 20, 2010

    i'm building a guilotene if any body(mayb 1 of u fags or godless1)want 2 volunteer

    +0
  • vomitcrotch March 21, 2010

    it might be cool if he tattoed vagina lips around it.

    +0
  • ridlaontharoof April 21, 2011

    why do men even hav nipps anyways?

    +0
  • nacho1223 June 8, 2015

    ASSHOLE.. PEOPLE LIKE HIM MAKES NORMAL PEOPLE LIKE ME. :D

    +0
 
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