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Only here will you find a statute like the one we have in our living room. What this is is a plaster cast of my body to which I cut off the head. As a replacement for the head I put a deers head that I killed on it. Now to keep it classy I covered up the manhood with a turtle that I also killed. Pretty fucking cool, right?

31 Comments
  • format187 April 7, 2010

    My turtle never sticks his head out that far

    +12
  • iluvkitty April 7, 2010

    this is going to be Tim's body after riding that bike for a year.. not that I am fantazising about it or anything, just saying..

    -1
  • mel666 April 7, 2010

    i would hate to go hunting and see that fucker out in the woods

    +0
  • Tim S. April 7, 2010

    iluvkitty I will make sure that you get the first pictures I take.

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  • dirtysanchez69 April 7, 2010

    @format That was fucking funny!!! Comment of the week for sure or I am going to protest!!!!

    +0
  • iluvkitty April 7, 2010

    no thx tim, like I said, I was just saying,lol

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  • psshtuwish86 April 7, 2010

    iluvkitty we all fantasize about it.. there is no point in denying it LOL*

    +1
  • creek April 7, 2010

    Format187 for the win!

    +0
  • ezileeoffended April 7, 2010

    Damn Jay I had no idea you could actually get your head that far up a deers ass

    +0
  • iluvkitty April 7, 2010

    not all of us psshtuwish86, not me, I do fantasize about 22-25 year olds though:)

    +0
  • Jay D. April 7, 2010

    Tim is 24 iluvkitty

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  • ghosthunter April 7, 2010

    If this is modern art, they can keep it!!

    +1
  • savvysavage April 7, 2010

    Dudes, I would still tap that :D

    +0
  • yomigs April 7, 2010

    is it a deer fucking a turtle?..man fucking a turtle? or turtle ride'n man while man gives deer head???

    +1
  • mrnoworldorder April 7, 2010

    who knew venison is white meat

    +0
  • iluvkitty April 7, 2010

    lmao Jay, the 22-25 year old comment was for psshtuwish86, lmao...I fell right into that one, lmao, no thx though, like my name says, I LOVE KITTY (PUSSY). :)

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi April 7, 2010

    Yeah....I'd hit it. With a stick.

    +1
  • killkenny April 7, 2010

    Mr. Stagsnapper.

    +0
  • thoward April 7, 2010

    Just shoot it so it won't breed

    +1
  • psycho666 April 7, 2010

    so what season is it?

    +0
  • psshtuwish86 April 7, 2010

    Haha... I have never tried kitty... but I am between 22-25 :)

    +0
  • spinal12 April 7, 2010

    Oh dear

    +0
  • rockinron April 7, 2010

    ahh damnitt!! clime told me not to have sex with that fuckin deer and turtle!! now i know why!! im just glad i didnt have to pay child thing support!!

    +0
  • rodeye2 April 8, 2010

    I'm not smoking the right shit.

    +0
  • boppalilbit April 8, 2010

    He coulda strapped that turtle on his backside then it would of been some crazyshit

    +0
  • consigliere April 8, 2010

    I want to see his dick

    +0
  • carinya April 8, 2010

    Alice in wonderland has made an unscheduled visit to the land of CS

    +0
  • bucknuts April 8, 2010

    Looks like ma cousin.,.,.,.

    +0
  • format187 April 8, 2010

    kissin cousin? ^^^

    +0
  • wulberdee April 8, 2010

    MORE SENSELESS SHITE!!

    +0
  • ihavenosoul April 10, 2010

    its mandeerturtle, manbearpig's cousin

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