No More Jerking Off for me!

Now that I have Handz Off! The Anti-Masturbatory Cream I don't have to worry about all those pesky times I want to beat my meat. Now I can just apply Handz Off! to my dick and go about my daily routine.

32 Comments
  • captjim April 28, 2010

    Out of Jay's medicine chest

    +3
  • slug April 28, 2010

    Now theres something i could do with, i just cant stop myself!

    -15
  • format187 April 28, 2010

    I prefer HandzOn Masturbatory cream

    +11
  • slug April 28, 2010

    where can i get me sum???

    -15
  • darthscrib April 28, 2010

    that would kill CS's viewership!

    +0
  • killkenny April 28, 2010

    Side effects may include agitation, nocturnal emmissions, itching palms, and an overwhelming desire to fuck tree knots and small woodland creatures.

    +18
  • creek April 28, 2010

    Who in the hell needs that?

    -3
  • dementiasfines April 28, 2010

    STOP FUCKING DOUBLE POSTING! IF YOU WEREN'T FUNNY THE FIRST TIME, CHANCES ARE YOU'RE STILL NOT!

    -8
  • henry100 April 28, 2010

    Just shoot me now.

    +0
  • warfighter64 April 28, 2010

    Does it come in mint flavour? Cos my missus loves the taste...

    +0
  • detroitleanin April 28, 2010

    I want my money back

    +0
  • thoward April 28, 2010

    damn I need a case of that the mother in law is comeing to visit for a week

    +4
  • sirfartsalot April 28, 2010

    Yo dementiasfines who made you the fucking post police. Go back to playing with your anima outfits from the prior post.

    +10
  • 2indastink April 28, 2010

    I find watching niggers fuck has the same effect.

    -2
  • jajafun April 28, 2010

    well i give it a try but i have to warn you my hand and cock are inseparable

    +3
  • mojado April 28, 2010

    I have that same problem...

    -2
  • mojado April 28, 2010

    @thoward

    -2
  • mojado April 28, 2010

    hahaha ~high~

    -2
  • rockinron April 28, 2010

    damn i got that stuff on my ass holeby accident and now i cant shit!!

    +1
  • boppalilbit April 28, 2010

    I love this stuff now all I do is look in the mirror

    -1
  • fetuswithaids April 28, 2010

    I hope they don't give this stuff to the Mexicans,or the Chinese...they've done enough damage with all that wild breeding.Fuckers are like fleas.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi April 28, 2010

    Do they make a lube?

    +0
  • willylickaball April 28, 2010

    My wife makes me use Japapeno pepper juice, it not only stops masterbation but it will cure nut scratching and nose picking.

    +0
  • cbt23 April 28, 2010

    Shit didn't work...hang on, I'm almost done...Done

    +2
  • tubafreak April 28, 2010

    Feels like Tabasco for the wang. I just jerk through the pain.

    +0
  • boredshitless April 28, 2010

    good one kenny

    +0
  • rareranking April 29, 2010

    Now! Thats The Fucking Thing I Want For X-Mas

    +0
  • wargod April 29, 2010

    if i use this, I'll have NO sex life (I hate my wife, that cold cold bitch) =(

    +4
  • zombiefreeak21 April 29, 2010

    only thing that could stop me would be cutting my hands off

    +0
  • rodeye2 April 29, 2010

    I put it on the door knobs at the frat house,talk about some confused brothers.

    +0
  • dumb_spooks April 29, 2010

    They should put that shit into the fried chicken in all the ghettos of the USA. Stop the naggers from fucking like rabbits.

    +0
  • psychoscumphuc May 1, 2010

    Man I ordered a years supply of that shit and it doesnt work.

    +0
 
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