Now that I have Handz Off! The Anti-Masturbatory Cream I don't have to worry about all those pesky times I want to beat my meat. Now I can just apply Handz Off! to my dick and go about my daily routine.
Out of Jay's medicine chest
Now theres something i could do with, i just cant stop myself!
I prefer HandzOn Masturbatory cream
where can i get me sum???
that would kill CS's viewership!
Side effects may include agitation, nocturnal emmissions, itching palms, and an overwhelming desire to fuck tree knots and small woodland creatures.
Who in the hell needs that?
STOP FUCKING DOUBLE POSTING! IF YOU WEREN'T FUNNY THE FIRST TIME, CHANCES ARE YOU'RE STILL NOT!
Just shoot me now.
Does it come in mint flavour? Cos my missus loves the taste...
I want my money back
damn I need a case of that the mother in law is comeing to visit for a week
Yo dementiasfines who made you the fucking post police. Go back to playing with your anima outfits from the prior post.
I find watching niggers fuck has the same effect.
well i give it a try but i have to warn you my hand and cock are inseparable
I have that same problem...
damn i got that stuff on my ass holeby accident and now i cant shit!!
I love this stuff now all I do is look in the mirror
I hope they don't give this stuff to the Mexicans,or the Chinese...they've done enough damage with all that wild breeding.Fuckers are like fleas.
Do they make a lube?
My wife makes me use Japapeno pepper juice, it not only stops masterbation but it will cure nut scratching and nose picking.
Shit didn't work...hang on, I'm almost done...Done
Feels like Tabasco for the wang. I just jerk through the pain.
good one kenny
Now! Thats The Fucking Thing I Want For X-Mas
if i use this, I'll have NO sex life (I hate my wife, that cold cold bitch) =(
only thing that could stop me would be cutting my hands off
I put it on the door knobs at the frat house,talk about some confused brothers.
They should put that shit into the fried chicken in all the ghettos of the USA. Stop the naggers from fucking like rabbits.
Man I ordered a years supply of that shit and it doesnt work.