Now where did I park my steamroller?

What the fuck. I go to run into the store for a few minutes, parked my steamroller where no one could hit it, and some jackass has to back into my steamroller. You see that shit? They scratched my new YELLOW paint. Fucking assholes don't give a shit about other people's shit. Now I'm going to run over his car.

31 Comments
  • mgraham April 28, 2010

    It was my first day on the job so fuck it.

    +0
  • dementiasfines April 28, 2010

    That's what happens when you let a black guy do a mexicans job.

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  • flmkllr451 April 28, 2010

    Clearly an Asian female driver. I'm sure she smiled and waved to make things ok

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  • dirtysanchez69 April 28, 2010

    Thats what you get for double parking in that country.

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  • warfighter64 April 28, 2010

    That wont polish out...

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  • killkenny April 28, 2010

    What, what? In the butt.

    +1
  • willylickaball April 28, 2010

    James Taylor said first:

    Chicken chokin', mother f*cking pain

    Oh, roll on over

    I got those steamroller blues

    +0
  • detroitleanin April 28, 2010

    woulda been better if there was blood

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  • thoward April 28, 2010

    damn just how fast was that car backing up

    +1
  • 2indastink April 28, 2010

    THATS HOW WE FUCKING ROLL BABY, I FUCKING HATE ALL NIGGERS, END OF STORY.

    -2
  • tubafreak April 28, 2010

    So what's the price on a bottle of clean urine these days?

    +0
  • thoward April 28, 2010

    @tobafreak depends on how bad you need it

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  • rocky71 April 28, 2010

    They just hired their first female worker. Guess what her job was.

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  • voodootrucker April 28, 2010

    my baby got run over wah wah eew by a steam roller

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  • rockinron April 28, 2010

    damn boss that new 454ci blown and injected motor in the steam roller may be a little to fast for it!!

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  • boppalilbit April 28, 2010

    I keep mine in the top drawer

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  • fetuswithaids April 28, 2010

    A good old-fashioned ass-raping from Bob the Builder.

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  • ftwbiker April 28, 2010

    Estimated impact was 5 MPH.

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  • ohwickedwendi April 28, 2010

    So apparently, small steamrollers can not run over cars.

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  • mobliz April 28, 2010

    it's a toyota corolla... they tried to blame that one on the brakes too..

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  • redwood418 April 28, 2010

    your driving to slow if you get rear ended from a steam roller.

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  • cbt23 April 28, 2010

    Hope there weren't any Mexicans in the trunk!!!

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  • boredshitless April 28, 2010

    that had to have been one fucked up mexican

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  • zombiefreeak21 April 29, 2010

    looks like he ran out of steam

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  • rodeye2 April 29, 2010

    Look on the bright side it wasn't hit and run.

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  • bucknuts April 29, 2010

    That comes from drinking shoe polish on the jo.,.

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  • yomigs April 29, 2010

    if i had one..ill be roll'n over faggots!

    +1
  • sikko April 30, 2010

    I'd bet he was texting and steamrolling..

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  • _trixy_ April 30, 2010

    Haha Epic fail

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  • ghosthunter April 30, 2010

    Thats the last time I ask for a push start at a comstruction site.

    +1
  • dozer67 May 8, 2010

    Hello Geico my steam roller's gas peddle got stuck and I hit a Toyota.....HELLO!?!

    +0
 
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