Screw The Spray Can Bust Out The Paint Roller

Is your spray on tan just not cutting it at the "I'm A Big Meat Head" competitions? We have a solution to make that fake tan, amazing! Go to your local hardware store and pick up a paint roller. Then all you need to do is grab a bottle of extra-strength bronzer and let the good times roll. Of course you could always get a tan the real way and take your ass out into the sun every once in a while. Who am I to judge though, I am just a pasty white fool myself.

34 Comments
  • willylickaball April 29, 2010

    What's he doing painting a dick on the spot where his old dick used to be before he started taking steroids?

    -1
  • sedatedsurgeon April 29, 2010

    Okay open your leg a bit more...I gotta get ur bikini line.....That is the gayest job ever.

    +0
  • megalol April 29, 2010

    Well he picked the right job xD

    -2
  • buttdarts April 29, 2010

    The reason I'm a powerlifter.... not a gay ass bodybuilder.

    -2
  • rae-leigh April 29, 2010

    pasty people unite!

    -1
  • jakdup313 April 29, 2010

    gayspray in a can

    +0
  • thoward April 29, 2010

    yep thats so gay

    -1
  • creek April 29, 2010

    Thompson's johnsons seal

    +2
  • yeayeayea April 29, 2010

    also does buttcracks!

    +0
  • corezonedotcom April 29, 2010

    Wiggers

    +0
  • pistolero April 29, 2010

    lol... hey Killkenny... These guys are getting ready for a soccer game I bet.

    +1
  • tubafreak April 29, 2010

    Fuckin gay queer homo fagots.

    +0
  • willylickaball April 29, 2010

    Yea we know they're all straight, straight out of a gay bar.

    +1
  • detroitleanin April 29, 2010

    You mean straight out of Tims house

    +2
  • 2indastink April 29, 2010

    I was sweating like a nigger on a rape charge seeing that. thanks x x x

    -5
  • godbluff April 29, 2010

    Ghey!

    +0
  • boppalilbit April 29, 2010

    The retarded Fag is thinking is that person over there taking a picture?!?!?!?!?

    +0
  • yomigs April 29, 2010

    -100,i bet the bitch in the back will ask for a nother paint of coat...fucking gay!

    +0
  • ftwbiker April 29, 2010

    Gayer than soccer!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi April 29, 2010

    I just don't understand the appeal of looking like you've been on a rotisserie for the past month.

    +1
  • shimmery315 April 29, 2010

    i thought i was gonna see a cock the size of a soda can...

    +0
  • crazycracker69 April 29, 2010

    LOL What a bunch of FAGS

    +0
  • killkenny April 29, 2010

    Secret Roll On. Strong enough for a man; made for a woman.

    +0
  • ouch April 29, 2010

    White men can pump

    +0
  • spinal12 April 29, 2010

    peckers

    +0
  • seabreeze April 29, 2010

    WickedWendi, they have to put that tan shit on before a competition so that their muscles stand out more. But even at that, these fags generally go tanning year round so that skanky 17 year olds can oogle these douches at the mall or wherever douches go.

    +0
  • rodeye2 April 30, 2010

    "Where did it go ?"

    +0
  • darthscrib April 30, 2010

    who knew you could apply douche-baggery with a roller?

    +1
  • mobliz April 30, 2010

    gay gay gay gaayyyyyyy

    +0
  • kancaligirl April 30, 2010

    The guy applying this shit needs to take that roller to himself!

    +0
  • jphinfan86 April 30, 2010

    Douche on the left looks like Colt McCoy.

    +0
  • ballsacktbag May 1, 2010

    Looks hetero to me. zyou guise are just jealous that you all are just a fat ugly virgins.

    +0
  • psychoscumphuc May 1, 2010

    That is not cool man.

    +0
  • dozer67 May 8, 2010

    this is the gayest thing I have seen since I whent to the CS offices in Florida..

    -1
 
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