Is your spray on tan just not cutting it at the "I'm A Big Meat Head" competitions? We have a solution to make that fake tan, amazing! Go to your local hardware store and pick up a paint roller. Then all you need to do is grab a bottle of extra-strength bronzer and let the good times roll. Of course you could always get a tan the real way and take your ass out into the sun every once in a while. Who am I to judge though, I am just a pasty white fool myself.