Suffer from daily morning wood? Wish that you could get rid of that pesky boner you wake up to each and every morning? It seems you are not the only one suffering from Morning Wood Syndrome. Studies have shown that thousands of people across the country suffer this troubling dilemma. In an effort to subdue your morning wood, we are proud to announce the opening of "Morning Wood". This special Morning Wood Treatment Facility will make sure you never wake up with a hard-on again.