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posted by Tim S. on 5/1/2010

Size My Severed Penis

I guess these two smart wanted to size up their penises. Instead of getting like a measuring tape or ruler and hold it up to their manhood. They decided to cut off their dicks with a knife. Nothing like walking home to a couple of severed penises on the kitchen table.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
jooboo420
what the fuck would make someone do that to themself??
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 9:13 AM

ftwbiker
The guy on the right got the short end of the stick.
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 11:26 AM

boppalilbit
killbasa
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 11:26 AM

mobliz
lorana bobbit?
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 11:28 AM

killkenny
They’re Headed for disaster.
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 11:35 AM

theaussie
Tim are u a fag? I just wonder because all u post is pics with Dicks?
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 12:07 PM

pizzapie
Good luck hitting the toilet now
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 12:43 PM

boobles
W......T.......F........Whhhhhhhhhhy?
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 1:25 PM

rockinron
lorana bobbit cullanary school for disgruntle house wives and cannibals
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 1:29 PM

ducksick
Pictures from Lorena Bobbits self help book.
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 1:43 PM

thoward
I guess Lorena Bobbits cook book came out.
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 1:49 PM

detroitleanin
Thats why I dont eat at resturants anymore
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 2:01 PM

willylickaball
Tube steak for two and a side dicken nuggets a meal fit for a queen
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 2:06 PM

pep
Split ends
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 2:37 PM

wulberdee
I AM SITTING WITH LEGS CROSSED, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ALL ABOUT.THERE SOME FUCKING IDIOTS IN THIS WORLD
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 2:38 PM

wuda_fuc86
Those are from the Jeffry Dahmer collection he had in his locker at work
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 2:55 PM

yomigs
the one on top had a reason to get cut off...
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 3:07 PM

algator
Looks like morgue pics 2 me
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 5:28 PM

psychoscumphuc
wow!
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 5:29 PM

twirler
WHY?
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 6:01 PM

ouch
Crazy Crackers Pow pOw poW!
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 7:30 PM

darthscrib
i guess that’s part of becoming a ’post-op’ tranny!
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 7:49 PM

tastybedsore
its all fun and games untill you find a vain in your hotdog.....
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posted on: 05-01-10 @ 9:24 PM

rodeye2
My wife keeps mine in her purse.
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posted on: 05-02-10 @ 3:01 AM

rodeye2
I would say this is what the rag heads do after a be-heading so the victim can’t do anything with those 72 virgins .
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posted on: 05-02-10 @ 3:06 AM

zombiefreeak21
kids, hotdogs for dinner tonight
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posted on: 05-02-10 @ 3:51 AM

linchusenxiao
妈的,真是欲&# 32451;神功了!
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posted on: 05-02-10 @ 3:52 AM

derrickbird79
Dude I just had a sezure
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posted on: 05-02-10 @ 12:34 PM

dustman
i said i wanted pizza with extra sausage... never knew they’d take it this far...
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posted on: 05-02-10 @ 7:24 PM

khaslave
What? No white sauce?
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posted on: 05-03-10 @ 1:14 AM

ohwickedwendi
Mmmmmm...fillet o wang.
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posted on: 05-03-10 @ 10:27 AM

dumb_spooks
thats what they do to child molesters in 3rd world countries
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posted on: 05-03-10 @ 10:31 AM

carinya
WOW. Rent a movie or something if you’re bored on a rainy day, DON’T cut off your dick, AND your friend’s as well.
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posted on: 05-04-10 @ 10:03 AM

jonasje
Could anny of you guys tell me whats wrong with these people? I really wonder how or why people start thinking ’hmm. nice weather to cut off my dick’...
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posted on: 05-06-10 @ 1:25 AM

dozer67
If my dick was that small I would cut it off also.
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posted on: 05-08-10 @ 7:40 PM

knightryder
"oh, Waiter I’ll Pass On the Sausage".
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posted on: 06-22-10 @ 5:24 PM

blowsmoke
I think one of these guys was slightly more upset than the other......
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posted on: 11-12-10 @ 4:36 PM

krazyk
That’s what happens in some countries if a man rapes a woman. Faces of Death has the video.
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posted on: 12-28-10 @ 7:02 AM

morbuis669
How did a pic of my cock get on here? lol
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posted on: 11-26-11 @ 9:39 PM

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