Helro! What you doing? Nothing. Chilling, drinking a bud. Where's pokey at? Ohh pokey? He's uhh...under some rocks behind me. Dead.
hello sir. do you need new windows for your house? we are running a good deal. this is the guy that calls and asks that.
well fuck me Jay, you nearly made me lol with those words about the pic, I say NEARLY, 5 / 10.
you got any sunburn cream mate? could you send it over ?
ring ring ring...BANANA PHONE!
Yo Achmed... WHHHHHHHAAAAAAZZZZZZZZ UP......
That's right Mr. Wong, I say TWO teryaki chickens. I feering extla horney tonight.
I see JayD. finally got to talk to the Dell support team
Keys are here somewhere darling.
"so is my insurance gonna cover this?"
Well thats a good start but one survived better go kill it before it breeds
Um...he's disposed at the moment but I can take a message.
oh nothing im just lieing around the house. oh by the way you wouldnt know where the insurance policy is would ya dear? and i dont think we gotta worry about that leakin the roof anymore.
ET phone home
Where is your allah now......
Can you hear me now??? How bout now??
Yeah Baby the house is a wreck but come on over.
Operator.....is this how I call in a retalitory airstrike?
This is SHITY WOK. How may I help you.
Is mike hunt there?
Fema, please hold.
he is calling mexican delivery
always good to run up a bill on someone elses phone, even if there dead inside have a good old yarn to auntie mavis
Dave's not here.....
Hello?? Lady Gaga??
ahhh...man i feel bad for the guy, he's prolly a buddhist monk after the quake over der in chinkland
Welcome to Holiday Inn Afganistan, were it's the 4th of July everyday! How may I direct your call?
He is calling extreme make over for help.
----and exactly when did you say my broadband upgrade was going to take effect? Hope so , I'm getting drop out all the fuckin' time here now, hello? HELLO? Shit , again.
Karem figured that since he was part of a terrorist CELL that this phone would work automatictly..