Helro! Anybodry Dhere?

Helro! What you doing? Nothing. Chilling, drinking a bud. Where's pokey at? Ohh pokey? He's uhh...under some rocks behind me. Dead.

31 Comments
  • jerkface May 2, 2010

    hello sir. do you need new windows for your house? we are running a good deal. this is the guy that calls and asks that.

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  • 2indastink May 2, 2010

    well fuck me Jay, you nearly made me lol with those words about the pic, I say NEARLY, 5 / 10.

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  • warfighter64 May 2, 2010

    you got any sunburn cream mate? could you send it over ?

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  • ninersfan2010 May 2, 2010

    ring ring ring...BANANA PHONE!

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  • ftwbiker May 2, 2010

    Yo Achmed... WHHHHHHHAAAAAAZZZZZZZZ UP......

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  • killkenny May 2, 2010

    That's right Mr. Wong, I say TWO teryaki chickens. I feering extla horney tonight.

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  • willylickaball May 2, 2010

    I see JayD. finally got to talk to the Dell support team

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  • papscrunt May 2, 2010

    Keys are here somewhere darling.

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  • yomigs May 2, 2010

    "so is my insurance gonna cover this?"

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  • thoward May 2, 2010

    Well thats a good start but one survived better go kill it before it breeds

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  • gurtman23 May 2, 2010

    -1

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  • ducksick May 2, 2010

    Um...he's disposed at the moment but I can take a message.

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  • rockinron May 2, 2010

    oh nothing im just lieing around the house. oh by the way you wouldnt know where the insurance policy is would ya dear? and i dont think we gotta worry about that leakin the roof anymore.

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  • pizzapie May 2, 2010

    ET phone home

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  • detroitleanin May 2, 2010

    Where is your allah now......

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  • buttdarts May 2, 2010

    Can you hear me now??? How bout now??

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  • wuda_fuc86 May 2, 2010

    Yeah Baby the house is a wreck but come on over.

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  • sikko May 2, 2010

    Operator.....is this how I call in a retalitory airstrike?

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  • crazycracker69 May 2, 2010

    This is SHITY WOK. How may I help you.

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  • rodeye2 May 3, 2010

    Is mike hunt there?

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  • khaslave May 3, 2010

    Fema, please hold.

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  • dumb_spooks May 3, 2010

    he is calling mexican delivery

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  • zombiefreeak21 May 3, 2010

    always good to run up a bill on someone elses phone, even if there dead inside have a good old yarn to auntie mavis

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  • linchusenxiao May 3, 2010

    恶搞,没这回事!~

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  • anomalous May 3, 2010

    Dave's not here.....

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  • ohwickedwendi May 3, 2010

    Hello?? Lady Gaga??

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  • mrnoworldorder May 3, 2010

    ahhh...man i feel bad for the guy, he's prolly a buddhist monk after the quake over der in chinkland

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  • sikko May 3, 2010

    Welcome to Holiday Inn Afganistan, were it's the 4th of July everyday! How may I direct your call?

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  • ghosthunter May 3, 2010

    He is calling extreme make over for help.

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  • carinya May 4, 2010

    ----and exactly when did you say my broadband upgrade was going to take effect? Hope so , I'm getting drop out all the fuckin' time here now, hello? HELLO? Shit , again.

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  • sikko May 4, 2010

    Karem figured that since he was part of a terrorist CELL that this phone would work automatictly..

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