Jumbo Jet Meat Grinder

In a freak accident at a local airport, a person was sucked into one of the Jumbo Jets giant turbine engines. While it sucks for the human that was ground up into a bloody pulp, this just may have been a money saver. Now butchers can just throw whole cows into a giant turbine engine and instantly have ground beef.

58 Comments
  • resistance May 15, 2010

    first

    -29
  • warfighter64 May 15, 2010

    Is that some new type of anti-vulcano paint they are testing?

    +0
  • warfighter64 May 15, 2010

    Crap...i meant anti vulcanic ash paint...-5 for me

    +0
  • gurtman23 May 15, 2010

    the autopsy is going to be fun

    +3
  • yomigs May 15, 2010

    damn..nothing left..not even a name tag to see who it was..thats gotta SUCK

    +0
  • dozer67 May 15, 2010

    A fancy new way to make meat loaf

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 15, 2010

    That's the new bird flu eliminator.

    +0
  • slipkid May 15, 2010

    Another reason not to fly Continental.

    +0
  • irish May 15, 2010

    not it on cleaning that up

    +0
  • killkenny May 15, 2010

    Turned him into turbo turds.

    +0
  • willylickaball May 15, 2010

    From that day forward Stewart the baggage handler was referred to as "Stew"

    +5
  • wildcat May 15, 2010

    Now in all stores only 19.99....

    +0
  • go2hell_o May 15, 2010

    I told him that was a terrible hiding spot

    +4
  • boppalilbit May 15, 2010

    I dont dance but I like salsa

    +0
  • me68 May 15, 2010

    2nd pic ac/dc luggage box ????

    +1
  • thoward May 15, 2010

    Ground meat it's whats for dinner

    +0
  • thoward May 15, 2010

    and the price to repair the engine is comeing out of their paycheck

    +0
  • stellasdad May 15, 2010

    Poor bastard.

    I got the actual medical examiner's report on this.

    +0
  • sirfartsalot May 15, 2010

    His casket is gonnah be tupperware.

    +3
  • pep May 15, 2010

    This reminds me of the level from MadWorld

    -4
  • rockinron May 15, 2010

    looks like someone is gonna save a shit load of money on burial!! just scrap him up and throw him in a glad zip lock. oh ad some mayo and relish, then after the funeral invite everyone to the wake for lips and asshole sandwhiches!!

    -1
  • rockinron May 15, 2010

    id also say that plane has been GROUNDED

    -1
  • nix May 15, 2010

    First day on the job?

    +0
  • pizzapie May 15, 2010

    AC-DC is on tour?

    +0
  • wuda_fuc86 May 15, 2010

    Well that just sucked for him I guess...

    +0
  • mass May 15, 2010

    it slices ! it dices ! it keeps the neighbor kids in their own damn yard !

    +2
  • boredshitless May 15, 2010

    well i guess he's not a dumbass anymore

    +0
  • yeayeayea May 15, 2010

    "Fred, can´t find the off button....fred?...."

    +1
  • dustman May 15, 2010

    this has got to be the all-time worst way to die. there is NO WAY to show who you are afterwards. they have to check who you are by seeing who is accounted for after the incident. sucks. poor guy.

    +0
  • captjim May 16, 2010

    burgertime

    +0
  • buttdarts May 16, 2010

    Hope he got it over with quick. head 1st. Other wise it must of really hurt for a second or 2.

    -1
  • dumb_spooks May 16, 2010

    Did he Die??

    -1
  • dumb_spooks May 16, 2010

    But he just saved a bunch of money on car insurance so he's got that going for him, which is nice.

    +0
  • rodeye2 May 16, 2010

    Gee,I hope it's going to be an open casket.

    +0
  • rodeye2 May 16, 2010

    Singing;I'm leaving on a airplane,don't know if I'll be back again........he ain't coming back.

    +0
  • theaussie May 16, 2010

    They just played a HOME series of concerts in Australia

    +0
  • ftwbiker May 16, 2010

    Last thought was Shit this Sucks!

    +0
  • sirfartsalot May 16, 2010

    Well...if you had a choice...be chucked into this jets engine...or burned alive...which would be the better way to go?

    I would think this poor bastard felt nothing..at least not very long..

    +0
  • dert666 May 16, 2010

    all he wanted was ac/dc autographs...

    +0
  • snotface May 16, 2010

    im hungry now

    +0
  • mg196 May 16, 2010

    Monday, January 16, 2006 - El Paso airport mechanic bit the dust.

    +2
  • twistedkisser May 17, 2010

    Donald Jean Buchanan, May he REst in Pieces.

    +1
  • petedaheat May 17, 2010

    any body up for sum sloppy joe? lmfao!

    -1
  • format187 May 17, 2010

    FIRST..... Bitches

    +0
  • ghosthunter May 17, 2010

    Yep I see a closed casket on this one.

    +0
  • spinal12 May 17, 2010

    COOL some one likes AC/DC

    +0
  • shimmery315 May 17, 2010

    It's raining men.

    +0
  • shygy318 May 18, 2010

    your all sick looks like pizza LOL

    +0
  • snedie May 20, 2010

    So that's what happens if I keep my eyes open and sneeze

    +0
  • motherhumper June 7, 2010

    The airline company loved him to peices

    +0
  • imwetodid July 27, 2010

    I was in a DHC6-300 Twin Otter one time before take-off when some drunk on an atv came at the propeller full speed. I took some pictures but some NTSB noob came and confiscated my camera before I could post it on this site.

    +0
  • angryblakbitch December 7, 2010

    now why couldnt that have been dumb spooks stupid ass

    +0
  • blazeherbs420 May 19, 2011

    damn i didnt know thats how mc donadls maes theyre ground beef

    +0
  • makemebad July 22, 2011

    wow.... i bet he shit his self i couldnt imagine what that felt like

    +0
  • joebanana October 16, 2011

    Coulda been worse, coulda fell in a wood chipper.

    +0
  • nofnof January 3, 2012

    where's the guy was just here?...he's all around the back

    +0
  • nofnof January 3, 2012

    I want the reverse motion video

    +0
  • afrika September 17, 2012

    FAKE COUSE I SEE NO BONES

    -1
 
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