Christmas in May: Big Black Ass present

It's not the gift that counts, it's the thought. This thought of a big black ass is not very pleasing. It's more or less just straight up gross. Why would anyone want that big ass to undress? They would anyone want to see those big black underwear laying on the floor? These are questions I need answered. And the last picture is enough for me to swear off coffee for another year. Ugh, that thing looks like a bear is about to hunt you down!

36 Comments
  • boppalilbit May 16, 2010

    airing out the methane crystals

    +1
  • aryan-rule May 16, 2010

    i wouldn't even hit that with mexican prides greasy baby cock..........

    +0
  • boneyak May 16, 2010

    Looks like it's in need of a little soap and water. Then I'd hit it.

    +1
  • yomigs May 16, 2010

    say no to crack!

    +0
  • pistolero May 16, 2010

    You go girl...... back to the gorilla cage at the zoo!

    +3
  • wulberdee May 16, 2010

    GOD DAMN THATS A MINGE AND A HALF, ILL TRY ANYTHING ONCE

    +0
  • killkenny May 16, 2010

    Not even the fuckin' reindeer would hit that......and the elves would get lost in there.

    +4
  • slipkid May 16, 2010

    Santa has a big ol' suprise waiting for him.

    +1
  • willylickaball May 16, 2010

    What the hell is that in photo #3, a diamond in the ruff

    +6
  • chibikatana May 16, 2010

    look there's light at the end of the tunnel no wait that's looks like toilet paper

    +1
  • thoward May 16, 2010

    Ok I am no longer horny thanks Jay D.

    +0
  • crusader May 16, 2010

    HO-HO-HO....holy shit!!!

    +2
  • detroitleanin May 16, 2010

    I'll take lethal injection, instead

    +2
  • ducksick May 16, 2010

    No wonder Santa doesn't come to the hood.

    +2
  • warfighter64 May 16, 2010

    Now thats a strange place to cook the turkey...

    +0
  • sirfartsalot May 16, 2010

    Santa ran out of coal for the bad little boys. So he sent Mrs. Williams to sit on there little faces.

    +1
  • godbluff May 16, 2010

    AHHHH MY FUCKING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAKE

    +0
  • icetom May 16, 2010

    I already hit it!!!

    +0
  • rahsputin May 16, 2010

    It's like lookin into a black hole... no escape.

    +0
  • boredshitless May 16, 2010

    no wonder black guys want white women

    +6
  • pizzapie May 16, 2010

    You can tell which way she wipes her ass

    +0
  • cbt23 May 16, 2010

    Only a black guy would hit and eat that!!

    +0
  • ftwbiker May 16, 2010

    I'm betting those panties were white when she put them on this morning.

    -1
  • rodeye2 May 16, 2010

    Why is it two different colors?

    +0
  • mass May 17, 2010

    told you santa would bring you a lump of coal !

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi May 17, 2010

    Maybe the bitch has the runs, and is plugging her butt.

    +1
  • kabri2 May 17, 2010

    I swear I see shit stains.

    +0
  • wuda_fuc86 May 17, 2010

    Fake...tree...

    +0
  • format187 May 17, 2010

    Well .... at least her elbow matches her ass crack

    +0
  • ghosthunter May 17, 2010

    NO THANKS!!!!!

    +0
  • tamponeater May 17, 2010

    look its 5 for 5 at arbys

    +0
  • cellule May 18, 2010

    Thanks God there's no "for rent/for sale" sign.

    +0
  • userboobs May 18, 2010

    shes going to rape santa, call the fatass police

    +0
  • mindfreak69 May 19, 2010

    this is even worse than getting coal for christmas! your kids would rip off santas dick!

    +0
  • oicu81b4 May 22, 2010

    ID AS SOON GO FOR DO IT YOURSELF BRAIN SURGEY

    +0
  • cruiserman May 26, 2010

    Monster....

    +0
 
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