Poor Tommy The Turtle Gets Pissed On

Tommy the Turtle was just out for a nice stroll in the park when this hot chick showed up. Tommy thought it was his lucky day when she made her way over to him. Little did Tommy know that she was going to cop a squat and piss all over him. Now that poor turtle has got to walk his slow ass home smelling like piss.

43 Comments
  • gurtman23 May 18, 2010

    I'd give my right testicle just to be that turtle

    +4
  • lameristotel May 18, 2010

    Porn with turtles ;/

    +0
  • willylickaball May 18, 2010

    Tommy the Turtle just got served at the Golden Showers Resturant.

    +2
  • dirtysanchez69 May 18, 2010

    This picture made my turtle pop out too.

    +4
  • ohwickedwendi May 18, 2010

    Mmmmmm...homemade turtle soup.

    +0
  • thunderbutt May 18, 2010

    clam vs. turtle

    +6
  • boobles May 18, 2010

    Question: why would someone in hideous yellow boots, orange panties and riding a bike through the country lanes suddenly decide to pull over and piss on a turtle?

    +3
  • 2indastink May 18, 2010

    ^^^ cos its fucking hilarious, thats why.

    -2
  • 2indastink May 18, 2010

    make raping cats legal.

    -6
  • atmydismay May 18, 2010

    Mr. Splinter is gonna rape her ass while shes sleeping

    +0
  • dominican_ak47 May 18, 2010

    Nice bike bicth and stop pissing on the poor turtle.

    +0
  • moonbarker May 18, 2010

    turtle wax!

    -1
  • sleeko May 18, 2010

    FAKE! There's no steam.

    -2
  • hillbillyfreak May 18, 2010

    nice boots now clean the turtle off

    +0
  • slipdry May 18, 2010

    would be funnier if she shit on it

    +0
  • boobles May 18, 2010

    Nice boots? Are you kidding me?

    +0
  • thundermug May 18, 2010

    This picture is R. Kelley approved.

    +0
  • kingdingaling May 18, 2010

    She's just pissing the poor turtle off....the road that is!

    +0
  • kabri2 May 18, 2010

    Nice bike.

    -1
  • pizzapie May 18, 2010

    That's a water turtle, she's just helping him out

    +0
  • bucknuts May 18, 2010

    Some guys gots no luck at all.,.,.

    +0
  • ondaquadra May 18, 2010

    fake

    -1
  • boppalilbit May 18, 2010

    What a Snapper

    +0
  • ftwbiker May 18, 2010

    She can piss on my turtle anytime.

    +0
  • tastybedsore May 18, 2010

    sweet lemonaid, sweet lemonaid.......

    +0
  • rodeye2 May 18, 2010

    That bitch is really the rabbit.

    +0
  • rodeye2 May 18, 2010

    I call fake,who rides a bike w/those spiked boots.

    +2
  • jtaylor May 18, 2010

    Nasty bitch

    +1
  • cellule May 19, 2010

    NICE BIKE??? THERE'S A FUCKING STAND UNDER THE CRANK!!!!! Fuckin' AIRLINE "wheels" and Alivio shifters & rear-derailleur, God knows what kind of shit they putted instead of a bottom-bracket & cranck-arms.. Cheap brakes, cheap fork and so on. Should the so-called mechanic who wrenched it be beheaded for 1- being a total looser wrenching such patio chair, 2- the cables routing shows the handlebar has been turned 360° to the right, probably caused by some dumb blonde, 3- the "dull bolts" required (and removable) for V-brakes still have their shipping rubber-boots on, 4- the front quick-release lever is ethically on the wrong side... Cheap shooting, the light is way to agressive from the left, as the shadow from the front wheel is striping right through the subject who's projecting sharp shadows too, revealing the chop with the turtle. Worse than fake.

    -1
  • mindfreak69 May 19, 2010

    yellow bike.....yellow boots......means yellow piss on the turtle for good luck.

    +0
  • el_polio_loco May 19, 2010

    im not focused on the turtle at all.

    +1
  • atom May 19, 2010

    I hate happy bitches. I think a tazer shot would improve her 100%. Amen

    +1
  • linchusenxiao May 19, 2010

    太不环保了!靠!

    +0
  • jasonjetski May 19, 2010

    Why did the turtle cross the road???

    To avoid being pissed on.

    +0
  • yomigs May 19, 2010

    shell shock

    +0
  • pinkie89 May 20, 2010

    oh poor turtle....why can't i be that turtle?!

    +1
  • kane May 20, 2010

    Yep, Atom. Tazered right to the cunt.

    +0
  • xlady11x May 20, 2010

    you are so right .i wonder what she would shit on hahaha

    +0
  • xlady11x May 20, 2010

    AND I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE FOCUS ON LOCO

    +0
  • xlady11x May 20, 2010

    THIS BITCH WHAT WOULD COME TO THIS YELLOW SLUTS MIND TO PISS ON A POOR SLOW TURTLE I WONDER WHAT SHE WOULD SHIT ON .

    +0
  • dickerson November 27, 2010

    he was thirsty

    +0
  • dickerson November 27, 2010

    why did she take all her clothes off, exept her panties and boots, to take a piss.

    +1
  • tenebrous April 7, 2012

    Typical disgusting cracker cave monkey whore.

    +0
 
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