Wake Up Honey! I Didnt Mean To Kill You

Please wake up, I didn't mean to shoot you in the back of the head. I really thought that I would miss and just scare you a little bit. Seems like my aim is a little worse than I thought. Come back honey! I promise if you live I won't shoot you again.

  • dirtysanchez69 May 19, 2010

    Well at least he fell in the only patch of grass in that city to cushion his fall.

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  • boneyak May 19, 2010

    What do you do? Stop the blood flow or CPR? Fuck it he's dead. Start looking for a sugar daddy

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  • detroitleanin May 19, 2010

    Hose her off, she will be good as new....Him? Not so much...

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  • thoward May 19, 2010

    thats what happens when the package is short a little.

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  • ohwickedwendi May 19, 2010

    Even death couldn't separate them.

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  • boppalilbit May 19, 2010

    Tenderizing bbq food cannibalistic way

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  • 2indastink May 19, 2010

    just wait till he goes stiff bitch, then ride him like a fucking donkey.

    +2 -1
  • buttdarts May 19, 2010

    Looks like Howard stole one of her earrings. :)

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  • atmydismay May 19, 2010

    dam i was hoping for a nip slip

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  • yeayeayea May 19, 2010

    He can finally rest from her incessant annoying yapping

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  • warfighter64 May 19, 2010

    Maxi pads arent going to hide that lot...

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  • darthscrib May 19, 2010

    why the fuck is she crying? I'm the one that has to pick my own fruit and mow my own lawn now! Selfish bean-eatin' whore!

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  • pistolero May 19, 2010

    This is so sad.. now she is going to have to be a single mother to the 18 offspring she spat out with him.

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  • slipdry May 19, 2010

    cocaine is a helluva drug

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  • ftwbiker May 19, 2010

    She said she was gonna fuck his brains out!

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  • wuda_fuc86 May 19, 2010

    I need a tissue...

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  • pizzapie May 19, 2010

    Wake up, I didn't get my orgasm yet

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  • wardo56 May 19, 2010

    He would have wanted me to sit on his face

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  • yomigs May 19, 2010

    shes doing some kind of black magic spell to bring him back to life...FAIL!

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  • killkenny May 19, 2010

    Head job, yer doin' it wrong!

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  • thoward May 19, 2010

    buttdarts i take shoes not ear rings you faggot

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  • buttdarts May 19, 2010

    ^^^ Fuckin mexicans don't wear shoes!! I was sure you had to take something... jackass

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  • rodeye2 May 19, 2010

    She'll make a fine prison bitch.

    +1 -1
  • sillyrabbit May 21, 2010

    i dont like this picture

    +0 -1
  • cellule May 21, 2010

    A little chop, a little crop, here's my new MSN picture!

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