This is Mother Nature at her finest. Look at those beautiful, moist, pink lips just waiting to be devoured. It even has a clit. Also, it won't ask you "what are you thinking?" after you bust your nut.
We should try and find a clam that looks like an anus to keep 2indastink happy.......
Now I know why oysters are aphrodisiacs.
It's even got a clit. Let's eat!
id eat it, no problem
^If it smells like fish, eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
Is it illegal to fuck a clam?
The language﻿ they speak is "northern" and £18 is about a months salary.
@pizza, not at all. Make sure to get the camera so we can all see.
such a fucking cock tease
Guess we won't be enjoying those for the next few years...Thanks BP
Should I finger it, fuck it. or eat it? Oh hell I might as well go for the trifecta
I wanna stick my sea cucumber in it
thats not a clam it's an oyster. Get your shell fish right.
How ever I would still try an fuck it
put some hair on it and i would eat it
I call it a Pocket Pussy!
Now THAT'S a shallow cunt...
that's an oyster you fucking retards!
The most valuable part of a woman ........... served fresh at Crabby Dicks .... All you can eat eeeerrrrr Handle .
mmmmmm just needs butter
well i guess i better not waste this lotion i whipped out
I bet kenny'll make that oyster moister.
You know how to re-cap a pussy ?....stick a ham in it and pull the bone out. But it won't look like a clam it will still look like a ham.
..the fuck he had on his fishing rod to catch this?!?
looks like a bearded clam to me!!!
hey losers..instead of put'n ur dick in warm pie..try this clam!
ok now where did i leave the hot sauce...what its not a vag?...never mind...
NEARLY EVERYTHING I LOOK AT RESEMBLES A PUSSY,DO YOU THINK IM DESPERATE OR AM I JUST OVER REACTING
Okay , now we can all take our fleshlights out of their hiding places and toss 'em . There's a new game in town.
now im hungry