They Call Her Biggie Smalls

I will totally admit that I stole that from the Chappelle Show. Just imagine picking the chick up at the bar, and taking her home, getting those titties out, and bam. One nice big ass titty and one little ass titty. You couldn't even titty fucker her. Well I guess I could, but it would be weird.

37 Comments
  • killkenny May 24, 2010

    Eileen?

    +6
  • format187 May 24, 2010

    Yet another reason black dudes go after white whores

    +7
  • boppalilbit May 24, 2010

    I fucked this hott chick every weekend at partys and then when we actually spent a night together she told me that her boobs are different and this is like them..

    -5
  • format187 May 24, 2010

    she wont be able to get the left one done till she gets her check on first of the month

    +12
  • hillbillyfreak May 24, 2010

    a few more blow jobs and the other one will match

    +0
  • pistolero May 24, 2010

    FUCK!!! the fry dat chicken song is in my head again! Make it stop!

    +0
  • pizzapie May 24, 2010

    Pop that cyst

    +0
  • rockinron May 24, 2010

    last week she started to fall outta bed and i grabed the bitch by the tit and pulled her back up. well i guess i shoulda let her fall .

    -2
  • yomigs May 24, 2010

    why the fuck are u smiling,theres obviously something wrong with ur tit..u stupid bitch!

    +1
  • shitheadbcfc May 24, 2010

    everyone has a good side!!!

    +3
  • thoward May 24, 2010

    Tit job on the payment system.

    +0
  • thoward May 24, 2010

    Don't worry folks she has the other one on layaway

    +1
  • sleeko May 24, 2010

    Yo doctor man..I get yo the other half da cash, next week.

    -1
  • buttdarts May 24, 2010

    Welfare only picked up the tab for 1 side.

    -1
  • pinkgumdrop May 24, 2010

    one kid fed now go feed the other brat

    +0
  • darthscrib May 24, 2010

    don't worry, once Obama-trauma kicks in, we taxpayers will be providing her with the other one!

    +5
  • ohwickedwendi May 24, 2010

    Damn...they fucked up that mastectomy--she said B, not E.

    +0
  • wulberdee May 24, 2010

    DOES SHE GET THE SECOND OP NEXT WEEK

    -1
  • cmwar-15 May 24, 2010

    id fucker but 2 syllables....can-cer...

    +0
  • ftwbiker May 24, 2010

    Told you sucking Helium would fuck you up.

    +0
  • yeayeayea May 24, 2010

    Got just enough cash for one tit job.

    -1
  • kabri2 May 24, 2010

    I'd hit it.

    +0
  • wickedwithin May 24, 2010

    Keep smiling, you have cancer...

    +0
  • hammerdown May 24, 2010

    One big tit in the hand is worth two big tits still at the bar.

    +1
  • kingdingaling May 24, 2010

    Tit for tat and the tit ONE!!

    +0
  • atmydismay May 24, 2010

    Thats gotta be One hung lo Hoe

    +0
  • boredshitless May 24, 2010

    plus one format said it for me!

    +0
  • cbt23 May 24, 2010

    Next welfare check I's be gettin ma otha tit!!

    -3
  • carinya May 24, 2010

    if you like em big or small, just lay her on the other side

    +0
  • cellule May 24, 2010

    It's just a black-head, pop-it!

    -1
  • rodeye2 May 25, 2010

    2indastink clipped this out of his favorite national geographic and sent it in.

    +0
  • jackhammer08 May 25, 2010

    when breast feedin you are to use both titties

    +0
  • mindfreak69 May 25, 2010

    she needs to see a doc about that, it could burst any minute now.....

    +0
  • go2hell_o May 25, 2010

    Call the media, its Biggie Small

    +0
  • supawifey405 May 30, 2010

    ugh she should be embarrassed AND ashamed 4 that!

    +0
  • kevaveli February 22, 2011

    whoa thhats hot

    +0
  • smurfcock September 29, 2011

    Sometimes I'm in the mood for big tits, sometimes I like the small ones. She's a boobie variety pack!!

    +0
 
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