Would You Hit It? : Hairy Heffer Hood Ornament

Not only does she come standard on most new BMW models. This hairy heffer hood ornament also doubles and your own personal sex slave. Look past her manly face, hairy vagina, abundance of fat and ask yourself : Would You Hit It?

62 Comments
  • format187 May 25, 2010

    As long as she kept those shoes on... yeah, I'd knock the bottom out.

    +4
  • killkenny May 25, 2010

    I wouldn't even hit her with that car. It's prettier.

    +1
  • cmwar-15 May 25, 2010

    bag er head up an i got 2nds after format

    -1
  • format187 May 25, 2010

    ^^ liar

    +2
  • yomigs May 25, 2010

    ill hit her with a shave and plastic surgeon..

    -1
  • format187 May 25, 2010

    Kenny knows he'd eat that ass

    +5
  • yomigs May 25, 2010

    isnt that the yellow car that flew into the wall??

    no wonder why it did...look at its owner!!

    -1
  • boppalilbit May 25, 2010

    Thats a tough one cuz Im drunk thinkin I would hit it if I was drunk!!!!

    +6
  • stun3149 May 25, 2010

    Ehhhh

    -1
  • dirtysanchez69 May 25, 2010

    That car already hit her and look she stopped that fucker in its tracks. So No I Would Not. Too Scared.

    -1
  • slipkid May 25, 2010

    Who's gonna fix that dent in the hood?

    +1
  • hillbillyfreak May 25, 2010

    hell why not I hit worse than her

    +0
  • me68 May 25, 2010

    is that a deformed 'mack' bulldog bonnet badge ???

    -1
  • format187 May 25, 2010

    ^^^^ Who, Ned Beatty

    +3
  • yeayeayea May 25, 2010

    Looks like it has already been hit... with an ugly stick.

    +0
  • format187 May 25, 2010

    ^^ for hillbilly

    +1
  • shitheadbcfc May 25, 2010

    bumble bee's been playing with frogger

    +0
  • kingdingaling May 25, 2010

    ^^^I have to agree with hillbilly on this one^^^, I've had my share of skanks in my days and one more ain't gonna hurt >]

    -4
  • format187 May 25, 2010

    ^^ you fucked Ned Beatty too?

    +4
  • kabri2 May 25, 2010

    no thanks.

    +0
  • dirtysanchez69 May 25, 2010

    ^^@format lemme hear ya squeal boy. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

    +4
  • creek May 25, 2010

    Ned, her and your sheep

    -1
  • warfighter64 May 25, 2010

    Looks like shes been rear-ended by a yellow car

    +0
  • swizzle May 25, 2010

    Paper or plastic?

    Paper bag her if you don't mind your friends finding out that you took one for the team and plastic if you don't want anyone to know.

    +0
  • pistolero May 25, 2010

    bitch is gonna scrap a brown racing strip into the front end of that car

    +0
  • thoward May 25, 2010

    after a twelve pack or two I would sober noway in hell

    +0
  • mass May 25, 2010

    its johnny depp ! but i didnt see that version of blow

    +0
  • mexican_pride May 25, 2010

    big foot!

    -9
  • ohwickedwendi May 25, 2010

    Damn....Fergie really let herself go.

    +1
  • anomalous May 25, 2010

    Only if I don't have to kiss it...and nobody gets to watch...

    +0
  • atmydismay May 25, 2010

    Uggg. ive seen better legs on a table, and better shoes on a horse!

    +0
  • detroitleanin May 25, 2010

    Im ashamed to say it....yes I would

    As far as that car, I wouldnt be caught dead in that

    +0
  • kingdingaling May 25, 2010

    ^^^^^Not Ned Beatty format, but close to it on a tequila binge!

    +3
  • ouch May 25, 2010

    NO!

    +0
  • ftwbiker May 25, 2010

    Fuck why not all you fuckers are gonna do is sit here and stare!

    +1
  • invisus May 25, 2010

    Once I get the liquor goggles going...

    +0
  • hammerdown May 25, 2010

    What ever it takes to get it away from your car.

    +0
  • bubenik99 May 25, 2010

    cartman mom?

    +0
  • buttdarts May 25, 2010

    From behind it should be ok. Boobs are ok.... no CS on them though.

    -2
  • chillwill May 25, 2010

    with a ballbat wait looks someone has achieved that task

    +0
  • gurtman23 May 25, 2010

    those shoes are terrible

    +0
  • kissarmy12 May 25, 2010

    yea prolly, im not pickey

    +0
  • dennis9966 May 26, 2010

    Eat it first

    +0
  • skenneth2482 May 26, 2010

    Would totally hit it but the shoes are a deal breaker...

    +0
  • rodeye2 May 26, 2010

    No,but if you found a picture of her bent over the hood it might change my mind.

    +0
  • doc_ock May 26, 2010

    Thats not a BMW.

    +0
  • gasguy May 26, 2010

    where is his dick ?

    +0
  • captjim May 26, 2010

    nope

    +0
  • userboobs May 26, 2010

    fuck it, bend over. take 12 inches bitch. today is your lucky day.

    +0
  • cellule May 26, 2010

    "Hit AND run". Two words. Hint: the hit part is done...

    +0
  • cellule May 26, 2010

    Usually, towing a car requires using straps, chains or something.. I never tough any hole could create that much succion.

    -1
  • dozer67 May 26, 2010

    Yeah not bad. I would do her,I would do her hard.

    +3
  • cruiserman May 26, 2010

    Poor car,have to change the hood...

    +0
  • jtgorham May 27, 2010

    I would like her to let me shave her pussy and see what it looks like under that forest.

    +0
  • wulberdee May 27, 2010

    DAMN SURE I WOULD . ILL TRY ANYTHING ONCE

    +0
  • copenman June 18, 2010

    id hit it if the bitch would shave her snatch and trim her eyebrows down a bit lol some makeup would help but i could just put mexican prides flag over her face and fuck her for welfare lol

    +0
  • rockinron June 22, 2010

    looks like the car allready hit it and thn comited suicide !!

    +0
  • raygordon June 23, 2010

    she thought she was the garage

    +0
  • lawliet July 6, 2010

    with a bag on her head and the lights off...

    +0
  • blowsmoke November 14, 2010

    I bet 80% of you sick red necks would do it too......

    +0
  • herbsonherbs March 3, 2011

    Sure, pussy is pussy. I've done worse and probably will again. So what?

    +0
  • nacho1223 March 22, 2015

    maybe but i drive alone jjajaja

    +0
 
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