Wifey Anti-Theft System

Is your Wifey one to roam away from where she belongs? If you find yourself constantly wondering where your wife is at then this new Wifey Anti-Theft system is the way to go. Chain up those goodies to protect them from the wife stealing scumbags that are all around us. Complete with Titty locks and a chastity belt, we guarantee 100% protection or your money back.

27 Comments
  • 2indastink May 25, 2010

    Contrary to popular belief, it's not necessary to use a heavy lead for a running rig, if your only fishing short distances, try a 1oz and up the size of the run ring instead.......the results will not disappoint.

    -23
  • format187 May 25, 2010

    Sloth had a sister???? HEY YOU GUUUUYS !!!

    +5
  • yomigs May 25, 2010

    no need to unlock..the pussy has access!

    +0
  • yeayeayea May 25, 2010

    Keep it locked forever. bleeaaaarggghhh!!!

    +0
  • boppalilbit May 25, 2010

    dump it in the river already

    +0
  • killkenny May 25, 2010

    Alice in Chains.

    +10
  • kingdingaling May 25, 2010

    Dayum, she use to be "off the chain" but now she's back on it!

    +0
  • emoney350 May 25, 2010

    I think I would use The Club.

    +0
  • addictedtothc May 25, 2010

    Pee Wee Herman locks his magic bike up better than that

    +4
  • warfighter64 May 25, 2010

    PUT...THAT...THING...BACK...IN...ITS...CAGE !!!!

    -2
  • thoward May 25, 2010

    NOT THE TITTIES

    +0
  • mass May 25, 2010

    thats the "WHITE" way to bling

    -6
  • ohwickedwendi May 25, 2010

    The new and improved chain gang initiation.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 25, 2010

    The 21st century chastity belt. Now comes in small, medium, large, extra large, and lock the refrigerator large, because, let's face it guys, if she's larger than the refrigerator, she's basically cock-blocked herself.

    +5
  • kabri2 May 25, 2010

    Why would you want to speed up the drooping process?

    +0
  • detroitleanin May 25, 2010

    I would take the chains off and let her go...man she's ugly

    +0
  • atmydismay May 25, 2010

    That pussy is pedal to the metal

    +0
  • rockinron May 25, 2010

    why do us whitefolks like to fuck our selve up in th mname of getting a piece of ass?

    +0
  • hillbillyfreak May 25, 2010

    ouch why why

    +0
  • buttdarts May 25, 2010

    she needs to see a "nurse"

    +0
  • rodeye2 May 26, 2010

    I just lock mine in the closet.

    +0
  • cellule May 26, 2010

    Women are like trailers. You gotta get it pinned good, chains are for bad lovers.

    +0
  • darthnigger May 26, 2010

    shit id hit that...

    +0
  • pizzapie May 26, 2010

    Is this a Home Depot ad?

    +1
  • wulberdee May 27, 2010

    WHY MRS WHY?

    +0
  • dozer67 May 27, 2010

    your doing it all wrong use a combo lock!!

    +0
  • bigswede June 2, 2010

    Don't need anti-theft...I wouldn't try to steal it...hell I wouldn't even try to sell it!

    +0
 
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